Pushing the "I'm too nicely dressed to be arrested" theory to its limit. TFM.

Women are NOT all they’re cracked up to be. OK, so they smell nice, right? Wrong. Women wear ungodly amounts of perfume to cover up the stench. Try waking up next to one when that shit wears off. She’ll smell like a week-old fish carcass rotting in the sun. She’ll also claw at that snatch like it’s a scratch-n’-sniff while she’s sleeping. Fuck that, what about the tits, you say? The fact is, average women have such sagging flab bags that they would make an African tribal woman cringe. That’s not all. Act now, and you can realize the full potential of tits that have been kept in the same bra for decades! That’s right, their tits are usually covered in zits because women don’t usually wash the area surrounding the nipples. What about pussy, VAGINA, snatch, cooter? Yeah? You ever tried tasting one of those? Let me tell ya, it tastes like licking ammonia mixed with asshole. The clitoris is nothing but a small PENIS surrounded by large yeast-infected beef-curtains. Those delicious “tummys” turn you on then? Fat chance. You know why men play sports? We’ve seen the disgusting pile of sludge that is woman, and we don’t want to go think about it anymore so it takes our mind off of them.