False. Explain to me how being a virgin for life, touching little boys, and spending the majority of your service on your knees is remotely satisfying. If I was a parent, I’d be horrified to send my child to a Catholic church. Presbyterian ’till I die, muthaphukkkasssssss
Please tell me,
A: How being Presbyterian is anything to celebrate?
B: How using “Muthaphukkkasssssss” make you seem like anything beyond a know-nothing going nowhere in society?
C: How my point about everything after Catholicism being a pissant branch-off was wrong?
Please excuse yourself from putting any input from here on out, and, while you’re at it, see how much antifreeze you can drink in one sitting.
A. We all know how the English alphabet works, want to take a wild guess what comes next?
B. About a quart and half before I had to get my stomach pumped.
C. Forgetting to place ‘is’ in your sentence when making a statement about my knowledge makes you sound like you’ve got yourself one or two extra chromosomes.
D. Presbyterian is something to celebrate because I’ve never had my Minister fondle my beans and frank and as a true Christian I believe paying your way into heaven just doesn’t seem right to me.
E. Fuck you.
You’re finally coming out?
12 years ago at 10:43 amI’m so glad to be an Episcopalian and never have to deal with this.
12 years ago at 12:06 pmYou know us Baptists just eat, we don’t pour out our feelings to some rando. Just gonna throw that out there.
12 years ago at 3:09 pmWell fuck me sideways, a pledge was right for once. Don’t get used to it though, you’re still just a result of a failed abortion.
12 years ago at 5:03 pm^ Who the fuck are you
12 years ago at 5:13 pm^^Someone show this man the exit
12 years ago at 7:46 pmIsn’t he dead?
12 years ago at 10:21 pmLol, people thinking I’m dead and shit.
12 years ago at 11:59 pm^we can only wish…
12 years ago at 11:59 pmi actually didn’t know that.
12 years ago at 9:08 amYour priest telling you “You better get comfortable” before sodomizing you. RFM.
12 years ago at 7:52 pm^
12 years ago at 6:35 amCatholicism. NF.
12 years ago at 11:53 pmFuck you, heathen. Everything after Catholic is like Pike, founded by those who didn’t get a bid.
12 years ago at 12:00 amFalse. Explain to me how being a virgin for life, touching little boys, and spending the majority of your service on your knees is remotely satisfying. If I was a parent, I’d be horrified to send my child to a Catholic church. Presbyterian ’till I die, muthaphukkkasssssss
12 years ago at 2:34 pmPlease tell me,
12 years ago at 11:20 pmA: How being Presbyterian is anything to celebrate?
B: How using “Muthaphukkkasssssss” make you seem like anything beyond a know-nothing going nowhere in society?
C: How my point about everything after Catholicism being a pissant branch-off was wrong?
Please excuse yourself from putting any input from here on out, and, while you’re at it, see how much antifreeze you can drink in one sitting.
Okay, I’ll tell you,
A. We all know how the English alphabet works, want to take a wild guess what comes next?
12 years ago at 9:48 amB. About a quart and half before I had to get my stomach pumped.
C. Forgetting to place ‘is’ in your sentence when making a statement about my knowledge makes you sound like you’ve got yourself one or two extra chromosomes.
D. Presbyterian is something to celebrate because I’ve never had my Minister fondle my beans and frank and as a true Christian I believe paying your way into heaven just doesn’t seem right to me.
E. Fuck you.
Not being Protestant. NF.
12 years ago at 8:43 amGetting “comfortable” with your priest TRapistMove
12 years ago at 6:57 amAmerica was founded by Protestants. Catholicism is Un-American. If you need explanation as to why that’s NF please blackball yourself from life.
12 years ago at 4:35 am