What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin? Then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last ni.ght. Then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them. He did not do it for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in.
God bless you dad.
It’s cause they were all taking bong rips, where do you think that white smoke was coming from?
12 years ago at 11:26 amThis guy^
12 years ago at 11:36 amI hear it’s the most popent around
12 years ago at 12:37 pmGetting ripped is so Yolo.
12 years ago at 1:32 pm^^ I found this very punny
12 years ago at 7:41 pmI hear that gayzing is huge in the Catholic Church….
12 years ago at 11:37 am^
12 years ago at 11:48 amCatholic Church is so hot
12 years ago at 5:30 pmThe Pope is a Mexican.
12 years ago at 11:50 amWhat if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
12 years ago at 12:42 pmlike no scars or anything, just flat skin? Then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last ni.ght. Then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them. He did not do it for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in.
God bless you dad.
Go die
12 years ago at 1:59 pm^
12 years ago at 4:02 pm^^. This was funny maybe the first three times I saw this.
12 years ago at 5:54 pmHazing. TFM.
12 years ago at 2:34 pmMy fraternity does this during initiation. wow frat
12 years ago at 3:18 pmshut up pledge
12 years ago at 4:35 pm^Fucking dropped for telling your pledge brother to shut up. Fucking pledge.
12 years ago at 1:22 am^Puttin pledges in their place. RFM.
12 years ago at 6:12 amHoorah
12 years ago at 5:27 pmEveryone knows that the Vatican throws the craziest ragers.
12 years ago at 6:11 pmI didn’t
12 years ago at 6:43 pm^ you must be low tier
12 years ago at 8:29 pmWhy does everyone keep commenting on their own post? These new people suck.
12 years ago at 7:21 pmYour name sucks.
12 years ago at 11:10 pmI feel like he’s accepted it by now. Now it’s his job to point out shitty people, which he’s been slacking on.
12 years ago at 1:51 amHazing the pope and then raging with the nuns. It’s a TFM.
12 years ago at 11:09 pm