Waking up in a one-man raft half a mile offshore, cuddling a handle of bourbon. TFM.

  1. King YOLOmon

    Bourbon is worse than whiskey, bra. Only gays who don’t slay bitches drink it.

    12 years ago at 12:50 pm
    1. Official_Makers_Mark

      ^^^ you say bourbon is for gays and you called us bra?
      Fucking dropped.

      12 years ago at 8:24 pm
    2. Superbrocean

      You parents should have followed the advice of your namesake and cut you in half as an infant.

      12 years ago at 12:56 pm