If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they’re bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
TFM should bring back Dick Perry on Easter. Then we can celebrate two men rising from the dead.
12 years ago at 4:19 pmI hear it’s in the works
12 years ago at 6:03 amThe front of the fraternity house slightly resembling a third-world country after (Insert holiday/fraternity event here). TMotherFuckingFratM
12 years ago at 4:25 pmThe front of my grandmothers house looking like a murder scene after i kill her.
12 years ago at 4:26 pm… except for the proof that people have had something to drink
12 years ago at 5:04 pmSounds like a real shit hole of a house ya got there, buckwheat
12 years ago at 6:38 pmIf i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they’re bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
12 years ago at 7:01 pmWhat. The. Fuck.
12 years ago at 7:14 pmI laughed much harder than I should have at this
12 years ago at 7:23 pmSweet Jesus. That’s the most twisted thing I’ve ever read on this site.
12 years ago at 7:44 pmThis is a world class torture. Mind Freak!!!
12 years ago at 7:59 pmhttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80791422/
12 years ago at 9:28 pmThis made me laugh
12 years ago at 6:04 am
don’t know what you’re trying to say there.
12 years ago at 7:59 amYeah fuck Ireland! It’s a third world country now!
12 years ago at 7:34 pmChug bleach, you worthless pile of festering shit
12 years ago at 1:29 am