I’ve delivered pizza to Ricks house before. A little girl, maybe 12, answered the door. I’ve never wanted to suck on an ass more than that moment. Seriously, that little girl was the bomb-diggidy. She was bare foot as well. Fucking want to grab her toes and intertwine them between my fingers while dragging her to my car while singing, “Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination!”
Never having needed to lie to get laid, I have a question for Mr. Gaines: if she didn’t know you were lying, what’s the play once you get to your room? Do you mumble about someone stealing your fish tank?
Hook, line, and sinker?
12 years ago at 2:43 pm^ This guy’s got it right.
12 years ago at 7:00 amDragging her upstairs because she unconscious. TFM
12 years ago at 3:22 pmTStuebenvilleRapeM
12 years ago at 3:30 pm^ hahah, way too soon but it doesn’t detract from the humor at all
12 years ago at 4:15 pm^right on time
12 years ago at 6:36 pmI’ve delivered pizza to Ricks house before. A little girl, maybe 12, answered the door. I’ve never wanted to suck on an ass more than that moment. Seriously, that little girl was the bomb-diggidy. She was bare foot as well. Fucking want to grab her toes and intertwine them between my fingers while dragging her to my car while singing, “Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination!”
12 years ago at 6:37 pm^ I feel like your username takes away from any potentially funny comment you make
12 years ago at 8:44 pmHe made the account in High School. It’s a shitty name but just let it go
12 years ago at 6:02 am^^ Try a little harder!
12 years ago at 8:30 amNever having needed to lie to get laid, I have a question for Mr. Gaines: if she didn’t know you were lying, what’s the play once you get to your room? Do you mumble about someone stealing your fish tank?
12 years ago at 4:21 pm(Walk in the door with surprised look)
12 years ago at 6:02 pm“Well fuck me, my fish are gone”
Try less
12 years ago at 6:08 pmActually having a fish tank in your room. RFM.
12 years ago at 4:26 pm^
12 years ago at 7:19 pmNormally I just ask them if they would help me find my missing puppy…
12 years ago at 7:05 pmTaking your TFM’s from columns. TFTC?
12 years ago at 6:00 amSilly sluts. Just like us Presidents like ’em. Shout out to my boy slick Willy.
12 years ago at 8:10 pmWho’s that chick that knows you don’t actually have a fish tank? Yeah, I bet she’s in a frat.
12 years ago at 11:24 pm