FAIL FRIDAY: Spring Breaking Your Neck
12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Being so shitfaced and taking a shot of Old Spice body wash chased with Listerine. TFM.
-Illinois

If that’s not alcoholism, I don’t know what is.

Having the hottest slams on spring break with you that the local pimps are asking you how much they cost. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Pimpin’ ain’t easy, but it sure is fun.

The slam told me she had the best sex of her life last night. Then some of my brothers told me their slams expressed the same feeling. I put preworkout in the hunch punch. TFM.
-Florida

That was thoughtful of you.

Releasing a little frat gas to clear the line at Quizno’s Sub shop. TFM.
–Tennessee

It’s the only way to get ahead in the world.

When you show up to your first class the morning after spring break with “TFTC” written on the side of your head in big, bold letters next to a giant wound and everyone gives you a nod of approval. TFM.
–Texas

Now they KNOW you rage.

Coming out of sedation after surgery on your left nut and asking the nurse to give you head. She says she’s engaged. You tell her you’ll buy a bigger ring if she shuts up and gets on with the blowjob. Date’s on Friday. TFM.
-Tennessee

A beautiful tale of life and love.

Leaving a game of Nazi Zombies to go sixty nine a slam in her sorority house. TFM.
-Wyoming

With you busy sixty-nining, who will keep the nazi zombies at bay?

“Roll Tide” is the one word conversation. TFM.
–North Carolina

That’s two words, and you’re in the wrong state.

Telling her the only spot of yours you’re going to hit with the dick is the one on her face from the black eye you gave her earlier. TFM.
-Missouri

You’re going to prison.

When you roll over in the morning, and theres a pledge in your bed. TFM.
-Virginia

That’s when you know it was a good night.

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You aren’t TFTC. This guy is.

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Now THAT’S a five star.

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Raging so hard that you fall through the fucking floor. TSM.

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Grip that shaft nice and tight.

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He is waging a jihad on the geeds.

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Fear the cotton candy.

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New Victoria’s Secret bra.

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Open wide.

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That is blasphemy.

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Getting her ass wet. TFM.

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  3. I am drot nunk

    Sometimes I sit on my computer and refresh every minute so I can try to get first on Fail Friday

    12 years ago at 2:40 pm
  4. Myron Gaines

    I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone

    12 years ago at 2:40 pm
    6. Raised2Haze

      I didn’t read this, but felt that I should assume is was rather amusing. Good job chap.

      12 years ago at 3:23 pm