Auburn Is Replacing The Trees At Toomer’s Corner With Poles And Wire

Harvey Udyke, the gift that keeps on giving.

Rewind back to the 2010 college football bowl season when Alabama superfan Harvey Updyke called into the Paul Finebaum radio show to confess to poisoning the iconic oak trees on Toomer’s corner, and now, over two years later, the battle to save these vital pieces to the Auburn tradition is coming to a close.

The city of Auburn will replace the trees with three concrete poles connected by wire as a means to keep what’s left of the tradition of rolling Toomer’s Corner alive, that is to allow Auburn fans to chuck the TP up on the wires like they used to do the trees. It’s unclear from the article — maybe as a gesture to let the Auburn folks down a bit easier — whether the trees will be cut down, uprooted, trimmed back, or by other means, but scenes like this one will likely never be the same.

From the Montgomery Advertiser:

Auburn city officials plan to replace the iconic oak trees at Toomer’s Corner with a system of wires to allow students and sports fans to continue the tradition of rolling.

Assistant City Manager Kevin Cowper tells the Opelika-Auburn News the city will install three concrete poles and string wires between them to catch toilet paper fans typically draped over the poisoned oak trees. Cowper says the wiring system will be installed after the 2013 season.

Goddamn you, Harvey.

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[via Montgomery Advertiser]

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  1. theforfraten

    “Cowper says the wiring system will be installed after the 2013 season”
    Seems like he doesn’t plan on them winning much again this year

    12 years ago at 2:51 pm
  2. Terri_Schiavo_Drunk

    Then God was all like “hell naw” so He sent a super-tornado to Tuscaloosa and killed like 1000+ of their trees.

    12 years ago at 3:02 pm
    1. colonial ft soldier

      You’re trying to be funny ass wipe, but you’re not. Making fun of a tornado the took lives all over the state of Alabama. Really cool man

      12 years ago at 3:08 pm
    2. Douglas MacArthur

      Is this that Southern hospitality you guys always talk about with your Southern superiority complex?

      12 years ago at 6:17 pm
    3. ObamaWearsHollister

      LOLOLOL. Alabama’s center’s girlfriend died. I’ll jerk one out in her honor real quick.

      12 years ago at 10:42 pm
  3. Fratalee Holloway

    Well, Auburn only rolls when they win, so it shouldn’t be too much of a problem.

    12 years ago at 3:06 pm