Asking your server's menu recommendation and then blatantly disregarding it. TFM.

me and the slam were at dinner at a 5star the other night and the waiter comes up to take our order. I go “i’ll take a filet, medium rare and some fuckin potatas, and a ceasar salad for the girl over there”. the waiter left and when he brought back the food he said “can i do anything else for you folks” and i go “first of all, don’t call me a folk, i ain’t got no tale, second, you can do something, shut your mouth you peasant, you are in the prescense of a frat star” and he closed his mouth and scurried back to the kitchen like Brianna Scurry (old gk for team USA women’s)