Speaking of cannons. I saw this girl the other day sitting courtside at the Grizzlies game. Huge knockers! I go up and am like “Nice cannons baby” she goes “thanks” i go “mind if i shoot my gun, it’s got a lot of firepower to go along with your cannons” she smiles and says “go ahead” i pulled out my FC (frat-c**k) and tug for 33 seconds til i shot my wad all over her boobies.
Damn, you must have such nice seats bro
13 years ago at 5:55 pmSpeaking of cannons. I saw this girl the other day sitting courtside at the Grizzlies game. Huge knockers! I go up and am like “Nice cannons baby” she goes “thanks” i go “mind if i shoot my gun, it’s got a lot of firepower to go along with your cannons” she smiles and says “go ahead” i pulled out my FC (frat-c**k) and tug for 33 seconds til i shot my wad all over her boobies.
13 years ago at 5:55 pmThis didn’t happen.. people don’t go to Grizzlies games.
13 years ago at 5:57 pm^correction: hot girls don’t go to grizzlies games
13 years ago at 8:14 pm^correction: fraternity guys don’t watch professional tree ball games.
13 years ago at 2:51 pmI hope the canon malfunctions and the shirt hits you in the throat.
13 years ago at 6:17 pmBeen done before.
13 years ago at 7:36 pmRecycling is not a TFM
13 years ago at 7:45 pmRecycling is for bums who trespass to get the deposit back from our natty light cans.
13 years ago at 9:17 pmGetting one of the cheerleaders to give you a shirt anyways. RTFM
13 years ago at 9:15 pmTake a lap
13 years ago at 9:30 pmLax=Can’t play baseball.
13 years ago at 10:26 pmLacrosse is harder than baseball and it’s a real sport…so you know. Kill yourself
13 years ago at 8:13 amWhy do you step in the box against Verlander and reevaluate your opinion.
13 years ago at 1:11 pmHey guys I’m taking a fat dump right now and it smells really bad but I wanted to let you know just how much I love all of you.
13 years ago at 10:29 pmBlocking the t shirt cannon since your seats are so close to the court RFM
13 years ago at 10:49 pm“Not in my house HAHAHA”
13 years ago at 1:37 amQuoting noggers. NF
13 years ago at 10:48 amBecause free t shirts are FaF anyway right?
13 years ago at 1:52 pm