other day i put up a cool 200 dollars on a turtle raise at the local bar. my turtle lost. so im walking outta the bar all pissed and this girl runs up to me and goes “you forgot your wallet” i go “thanks” she says “no problem” and turns around to walk inside, i turn and go “hey baby, i’m in a frat” she says “no way” i go “better believe it” she hopped in my mustang and we went back to the castle and i turned my cubby into the prius from The Other Guys and me and the girl were Dirty Mike and the Boys…(it was an F shack)
So you’re a problem gambler? That’s neat.
13 years ago at 5:52 pmother day i put up a cool 200 dollars on a turtle raise at the local bar. my turtle lost. so im walking outta the bar all pissed and this girl runs up to me and goes “you forgot your wallet” i go “thanks” she says “no problem” and turns around to walk inside, i turn and go “hey baby, i’m in a frat” she says “no way” i go “better believe it” she hopped in my mustang and we went back to the castle and i turned my cubby into the prius from The Other Guys and me and the girl were Dirty Mike and the Boys…(it was an F shack)
13 years ago at 5:59 pmI bet you have a V6 mustang.
13 years ago at 6:38 pmDude last turtle raise I went too I watched 7 hatch and crawl out the nest
13 years ago at 6:39 pmAnd by nest you mean her cunt
13 years ago at 6:41 pmI’m sure that’s what he meant.
13 years ago at 12:11 pm^^^ nobody noticed he misspelled *race*?
13 years ago at 4:14 pmCricket
13 years ago at 6:54 pmObscure Sports Quarterly
13 years ago at 7:30 pmObscure sports? Like midget finger blasting?
13 years ago at 7:44 pmI personally like midgets with strap ons, but to each his own.
13 years ago at 8:34 pmFunny this comes from Idaho, the most obscure of states…
13 years ago at 1:33 pmI hear cousin fucking is a sport there.
13 years ago at 1:49 pmI put 2gs down on the last women’s curling championship.
13 years ago at 9:48 amShut the fuck up. I porked your mother.
13 years ago at 12:12 pm^ well that escalated quickly
13 years ago at 4:15 pm