Instantly changing anyone's order from vodka to whiskey when going on a liquor run. TFM.

  1. F Scott Fratsgerald

    You’re the guy whose drink gets spit in whenever they sit it down to talk to someone

    13 years ago at 12:34 pm
    1. DrinkFishFrat

      ^ That is in no way a TFM. Make your pledges earn it. It will make it that much better for them when they’re initiated.

      13 years ago at 11:44 pm
    1. Punxsutawney Phil

      If she asks you for a shot of whiskey and doesn’t use a chaser wife her up right there.

      13 years ago at 6:26 pm
    1. SlamAdams

      Maybe when you grow up, you might realize (notice the “a”) that “you all” is not a correct phrase in America. Oh, and drinking peppermint schnapps gives you the authority to call exactly nobody a peon, tough guy.

      13 years ago at 7:15 pm
  2. okusa

    just when i thought i had seen all of the plays in the try-hard book, now we have trying hard on behalf of someone else

    and i hate vodka, by the way

    13 years ago at 4:56 pm