This may be unrelated but sometimes when I sneeze, I shit myself, and I have to change my pants. So, on any given day, I might have to change my pants anywhere from one to five times. I’m lucky and blessed to come from a wealthy family that can afford to buy me so many pairs of pants and shorts to help me cope with my condition. I thank jesus for my father’s financial success, and hope one day, that when I sneeze, that I don’t bombard my pants with gushes of hot and steamy excretion.
Roidin’ up for Intramural softball. TFTC.
13 years ago at 10:19 pm^seems a bit excessive for softball, don’t you think?
13 years ago at 11:08 pm^^ #ThisIsFrat
13 years ago at 1:34 am^#TIF
13 years ago at 6:54 am##
13 years ago at 7:42 ammust be frat!
13 years ago at 8:58 amSooper FR/T
13 years ago at 10:41 amToo stupid to just throw one in before you walk up?
13 years ago at 12:22 amSuspend your disbelief.
13 years ago at 10:59 amdip and intramural softball go together like America and Budweiser. Like college football and floppy flasks. it just fucking works.
13 years ago at 2:00 amcool man
13 years ago at 7:16 amShouldn’t you already have it in? And anybody that uses pouches is a fucking pussy
13 years ago at 7:01 amyou’re gay
13 years ago at 10:50 amJimmyFatChodeDick you love Wal-Mart, have zero friends, and drink whiskey like a girl.
13 years ago at 7:48 amThis may be unrelated but sometimes when I sneeze, I shit myself, and I have to change my pants. So, on any given day, I might have to change my pants anywhere from one to five times. I’m lucky and blessed to come from a wealthy family that can afford to buy me so many pairs of pants and shorts to help me cope with my condition. I thank jesus for my father’s financial success, and hope one day, that when I sneeze, that I don’t bombard my pants with gushes of hot and steamy excretion.
13 years ago at 8:28 amSame.
13 years ago at 9:01 am^sneezy asshole
13 years ago at 7:45 pmTossing your lip out on home plate as you step into the batters box. TFM
13 years ago at 10:45 amWe’ve all been here before, well done
13 years ago at 2:29 pmTrying to hard. TJFM (total jimmer fratdette move)
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12 years ago at 1:05 pm