So I was wearing my sperrys the other day to the prom (I’m seriously the frattest high school kid ever), and I see some slampiece I wanted to fuck. So I walk up to her, slap her and tell her to make me a sandwich. She proceeds to get wet as niagara falls cuz i was totally asserting my dominance. Asserting dominance is frat. I pull out my paddle (don’t ask me how I got it) and start paddling her in the middle of the dance floor. The GDI art teacher/chaperone comes up to see what the commotion is and I start paddling him too. So then I whip it out and start raw dogging both of them. My life is bro!
Sending your pledges to the oven. TnaziM
13 years ago at 7:57 pmYeeaaaah…. No.
13 years ago at 8:15 pm^^ keep it up.
13 years ago at 8:54 pm^^That’s enough internet for you today.
13 years ago at 1:19 pmSo I was wearing my sperrys the other day to the prom (I’m seriously the frattest high school kid ever), and I see some slampiece I wanted to fuck. So I walk up to her, slap her and tell her to make me a sandwich. She proceeds to get wet as niagara falls cuz i was totally asserting my dominance. Asserting dominance is frat. I pull out my paddle (don’t ask me how I got it) and start paddling her in the middle of the dance floor. The GDI art teacher/chaperone comes up to see what the commotion is and I start paddling him too. So then I whip it out and start raw dogging both of them. My life is bro!
13 years ago at 9:33 pmyour stories aren’t actually that funny, but “So the other day I was wearing my Sperrys…” is just too good of a line
13 years ago at 9:52 pm^What he said. Veyr creative though. I’m a fan.
13 years ago at 10:04 pmIt’s nice to know that the other bro websites are still alive.
13 years ago at 9:31 amI can’t put my finger on why it is, but this is the type of post that could only come from Kentucky.
13 years ago at 9:46 pmPutting your finger on it. TFM. Putting your finger in it. TFTC.
13 years ago at 11:34 pmPutting your finger on it. TFM. Pointing your finger to it. TFTC. Putting your finger in it without a single “yes”. TPikeMove.
13 years ago at 2:05 amPutting your funnel in it. TpikeM
13 years ago at 4:41 pm^zing
13 years ago at 9:51 pm^^
13 years ago at 4:29 pmBros, I literally did this yesterday with my friends. Im in High School and I still frat as hard as the best. God I’m so frat.
13 years ago at 10:12 amDoes your back hurt from trying so hard?
13 years ago at 10:24 am^this is quality.
13 years ago at 9:53 pm