The trick to this pony you see is you have to shotgun each brew before you say yes. BECAUSE SHES AS HOT AS MY FORTY YEAR OLD COUSIN I HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH FOR 5 YEARS STRAIGHT, AND I ENDED UP MURDERING HER BY PEE INTOXICATION VIA THE ANAL REGION. Dorn is by far my favorite of the TFM staff.
Should probably talk that formal date into doing some cleaning when she comes back.
12 years ago at 4:10 pm^fucking this.
12 years ago at 4:35 pm^Someone’s excited.
12 years ago at 11:14 amDirty slam getting you drunk before you say yes to formal. RFM
12 years ago at 6:51 pmIs that the cooler she made for you also?
12 years ago at 7:42 pmNatty
12 years ago at 9:03 pmWhats that pink thing on the ?
12 years ago at 11:24 pmI’m sure at least three brothers walked into the room while he set this up himself and asked, “Why are you inviting yourself to formal?”.
12 years ago at 12:26 amGod I hate when people combine upper and lower case letters in the same word.
12 years ago at 5:22 amForMAL?
12 years ago at 9:32 amFucking NF. Clearly this slut is bottom tier.
12 years ago at 9:24 amHoly poverty Batman!
12 years ago at 7:58 amThe trick to this pony you see is you have to shotgun each brew before you say yes. BECAUSE SHES AS HOT AS MY FORTY YEAR OLD COUSIN I HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH FOR 5 YEARS STRAIGHT, AND I ENDED UP MURDERING HER BY PEE INTOXICATION VIA THE ANAL REGION. Dorn is by far my favorite of the TFM staff.
12 years ago at 8:01 pmCan we get a verdict on what that is on top of the dot of the question mark?
12 years ago at 9:22 amI’m going with a pack of Nerds candy? Fucking weird.
12 years ago at 9:24 amAt first I thought it was a condom, but those are for sailors
12 years ago at 11:06 pm