UPDATE: Kate Upton Is NOT Dating P. Diddy
12 years ago

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They are not dating, or at least they didn’t suck face, per Kate.

Someone get Jeremy Lin on the line and tell him to start warming up. Kate Upton is covering all the ethnicities like she’s at one of those “Around the World” parties, but instead of celebrating each region by drinking their different alcohols, she’s having sex with them — from Mark Sanchez to Justin Verlander and now P. Diddy.

From Daily News:

After the 20-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl said she was single on Valentine’s Day and had broken up with star Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, she was spotted a little over a month later, on March 24, sucking face with Diddy, 43, at club LIV in Miami Beach.

“They were kissing, they weren’t hiding it,” an eyewitness tells Confidenti@l.

Damn, Diddy is 43 already? He’s over twice her age. Plus, his music has always sucked. Guy can’t even rap. He was the “Uh huh, yeah” guy in every song he was ever in. Made other guys do all the heavy lifting while he sat back and cashed his checks. He cashed a lot of checks, though.

Tough sledding for little Spike Albrecht, though, right? Dude has the game of his life on an enormous stage, just making it rain threes, albeit in a losing effort, and becomes a household name in the process. Then he takes his game to Twitter and starts hollering at Kate in the smoothest online shout-out we’ve ever seen — just on top of the world, then BAM, his dream girl starts swapping fluids with a rich rap mogul. Life isn’t always fair, man.

Spike got a raw deal, but like I mentioned earlier, she already crossed the white athlete off her list.

Every Kate Upton piece I run gets a Kate Upton .gif:

[via Daily News]

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    1. Joran van der Frat

      She’s still in your top ten after this? She’s been removed from my spank bank entirely.

      12 years ago at 11:37 am
    2. Tallapoosa Snu

      Yeah, it’s weird, like if they touch a black guy, they always smell like a sweaty foot. I don’t know what it is, it’s like some gross hormone gets activated. They just have a weird smell to them like sweaty weave and cocoa butter. Makes me sick.

      12 years ago at 4:41 pm
  6. Letter of my Law

    She’ll jump around from rich guy to rich guy, regardless of race, in an attempt to find someone who won’t objectify her body. Good luck, Kate.

    12 years ago at 10:54 am
    4. brostock

      I too just googled it, and I’m gonna have to recommend you follow his advice, Dorn. Jeffree is not a pretty lady.

      12 years ago at 11:52 am
    6. The_ChiIis_Guy

      That was well played. Someone in High School would actually know Jeffree Star. Also someone who frequents Warped Tour. (See also: High School.)

      12 years ago at 12:15 pm
    3. Bob_Duato

      Kate Upton is now a plus sized model and she’s banging black guys? Not a shocker but it just gets worse and worse and worse.

      12 years ago at 1:45 pm