12 Awesome College Classes Offered In America
Every university has those classes — the ones with the really cool professor that usually preclude to an easy A just for showing up. Sometimes, the topics are mundane, but whatever, they help us harness those extra GPA points that are already committed to being lost due to your unrivaled ability to rage five days out of a given week.
Sometimes, though, you get lucky and the course turns out to be something a bit cooler. For me, it happened during the semester I pledged and coincidentally took an Ice Skating class to knock out one of my gym credits, as my institution requires quite a few. It was a 9AM class, so as a naive freshman and hockey player, I thought, “Awesome, something I’m already good at. Easy A.”
Not only was it an awesome way to get up and start my morning three days a week skating with some members on our NCAA team, but when push came to shove in my pledge process, the awesome woman who taught the course understood our fraternity traditions (specifically mine, which led to a few great conversations) and was cool enough to let me nap through a few classes after some rough nights.
Needless to say, I walked away with an A.
Recently, Buzzfeed compiled a list of 12 Awesome College Courses. Here’s my take on them:
1. Maple Syrup, The Real Thing
This course taught at Alfred University is apparently 100% about maple syrup — an entire curriculum on a great American breakfast pastime! A wonderful opportunity to impress a slam morning after when she whips up some pancakes for breakfast and you bust out your own class-made syrup.
2. Joy of Garbage
Taught at Santa Clara University, it’s plausible that Gordon Bombay might’ve taken something like it to refine some of his coaching styles. Unfortunately, there are trips to the landfill that come along with the class. I did this once in middle school, and still have vivid memories of our school bus smelling like shit for the entire ride home, so I’ll pass on this one.
3. Oh Look, A Chicken
At Belmont College, apparently you can get credits for walking around campus acting distracted then writing papers about your observations. Sounds awesome?
4. Tree Climbing
You can pay Cornell’s $45,130 Ivy League tuition to learn how to climb trees. GDIs aplenty, undoubtedly.
5. Surviving the Zombie Apocolypse
At Michigan State University, you can spend an ENTIRE semester in a Social Work class living through a simulated zombie attack. This stuff kind of freaks me out, but I guess if the prof. was cool, it may be worth a (head)shot?
6. The Far Side of Entomology
Oregon State University professor Michael Burgett is pretty heralded in the field of bugs and he loves the classic Gary Larson comics, so along with others’ comical newspaper clippings, he aims to teach his students about the world of insects. Apparently, the class has gotten national praise for its innovation and fun, so if I had an extra General Science elective to knock out, I’d probably consider this gem.
7. Mad Men and Mad Women
An entire course about AMC show Mad Men…well, sort of. This Middlebury College lecture integrates the show’s storylines into a gender studies class in about mid-20th century America. I’ve got to say, it’s pretty innovative, and definitely a cakewalk if you’re an avid follower of this awesome show.
8. Wordplay: A Wry Plod from Babel to Scrabble
If you’re lucky enough to be one of 15 Princeton students hand-selected by Professor Katz, you’ll be taught about constrained writing, which lends itself to artful pieces, but also puzzle solving and coding. Katz uses century-old tactics mixed with this generation’s media and social apps to convey course matter, which likely results in some of the best literary rhetoric being written in America in this day and age.
(There’s a riddle in this course title, see if you can figure it out. Seriously. Genius stuff.)
9. Game Theory with Application in StarCraft
As an Economics major, I can appreciate the idea and mechanics of this UC Berkely class. However, as a fraternity man, I wouldn’t be caught dead here. In fact, I’m going to start writing a curriculum for something like this that only pertains to EA Sports’ genres, because that would be a class I’d go to.
10. Invented Languages: Klingon and Beyond
Nope. Don’t do Star Trek, don’t speak gibberish, don’t want to learn anything but English. I wouldn’t be caught dead in this University of Texas class. I heard TFM Intern does a great guest lecture there to conclude every semester, though.
11. The American Vacation
Sign me up for this University of Iowa class. After seeing some of the exploits in the TFM Spring Break Photo Contest , I’m guessing there’s going to be a lot of A-pluses handed out to people here. The course addresses the social history of vacations, so it’ll be alright if you want to boast about your grandfather’s lake house and yacht, too.
12. Harry Potter – Origins and Influences
We all know Pearls Hilton probably Skype-teaches this humanities course for the University of North Dakota, but I guess if Harry Potter is your thing, it’s an easy A. I mean, J.K. Rolling’s rags to riches story is pretty fucking insane considering she went from homeless to billionaire, and you’ve got to admit, novel-wise this stuff is going to be a classic and a revenue whore for generations to come.
While some of these classes certainly trump the others, it’s interesting to see what kind of opportunities our fine schools offer across the nation these days. Who knows, maybe it’ll inspire you guys to take a class you normally wouldn’t, and still send a pledge to cover it for you.
[via Buzzfeed]
So you’re barely even writing your own articles anymore? Just copying shit directly from Buzzfeed? Awesome…
12 years ago at 4:08 pm…or I saw their list and provided a little satirical input on each featured course. ¡Regardless, thanks for reading, Brosé!
12 years ago at 4:20 pm^Back to the kitchen, whore.
12 years ago at 11:39 pmSome people still think Ashley Schaeffer is woman, apparently.
12 years ago at 5:49 amWhy. What word could possibly have set off the filter. I will murder you Intern
12 years ago at 5:50 amWhy do people think you’re a chick? Have they really never seen Eastbound and Down?
12 years ago at 6:25 amI love women, I’ll take that as a compliment. Wooh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoWblwKdeHg
12 years ago at 11:36 amThese all sound like classes GDI’s would take
12 years ago at 4:09 pmSeriously. Where the fuck are all the “Beverage Appreciation” and similar classes? At Auburn the final for that class requires you to have someone sign in to pick you up. That has to make this shitty list. I expected better from one of my favorite Will Ferrel characters..
12 years ago at 10:56 pmWe have a “Harry Potter and Friends” at Long Beach State. USC also has a class based around the classic James Bond movies.
12 years ago at 4:12 pmThere’s “Muppet Magic” offered at UC Santa Cruz…
12 years ago at 7:13 pm^ Ole Miss offers Southern Studies as a major and a combination of english and history
12 years ago at 9:03 pm“A Wry Plod” is an anagram of “Wordplay.”
Can I transfer to Princeton now?
12 years ago at 4:20 pmYou use Google at an Ivy League level.
12 years ago at 6:38 pm“Made Men”? Laps.
12 years ago at 4:22 pmI have to disagree with on the awesome part, Schaeffer. These types of classes devalue a college education. I would never waste my time, and parents money, on some bs class. Unless of course I need a GPA booster.
12 years ago at 4:27 pm*with you
12 years ago at 4:27 pmWell that’s the thing, they are GPA boosters from the sound of it (except for Princeton). Almost every institution I know of requires some kind of general cross-disciplinary endeavors different from your education track; these just happen to bee odd, or in some cases, cool choices. Might as well have fun if you’ve got to do it, right?
12 years ago at 4:32 pmWe have mandatory freshman classes, several of which are copies of ones on this list. I just think about my parents tax money going towards gdi tuition after the libs get their gov’t supplied tuition.
12 years ago at 4:43 pmI agree with you Jiffy, and there are some normal science, history, philosophy, etc., class at most universities that when taken with the right professors are easy as shit and act as GPA boosters.
12 years ago at 4:48 pmWeak column overall.
12 years ago at 4:28 pmAt ASU I took a class called “The cultural and chemical history of beer” It was made up entirely of research projects but the topic was so interesting I really didn’t mind.
12 years ago at 4:32 pmBeing in a somewhat noted wine-producing area, Cornell has a class devoted entirely to wine-tasting,
12 years ago at 5:11 pmPenn State offers a course to freshman engineering students called “Ethics of Star Trek”.
12 years ago at 4:36 pmThis column sucked more than Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office during Clinton’s term.
12 years ago at 4:37 pm