‘Rave Dad’ Steals The Show At Coachella
For those of you who missed Coachella, don’t worry, you didn’t miss much. It’s fun for about a day, then you’re over it, trust me. I don’t think anything notable happened this year at Coachella, except for THIS FUCKING GUY.
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I’m not sure who this man is, but he is obviously some poor high school slut’s father who allowed his daughter to attend the music festival under the condition he went and chaperoned. I’m guessing Larry here decided to get into the Coachella spirit and indulged in some of the concessions, more specifically, a weed brownie of some sort. Usually, I don’t support weed brownies because 1) I think mixers are for pussies, 2) I don’t support consuming that many calories to get high, and 3) the one time I tried one, I wound up under a coffee table for six hours repeating the phrase, “They’re coming.” Moving on.
After Larry let the first wave of his magic dessert hit him, he realized that EDM is actually pretty amazing, and decided to bust a move on the dance floor.
Everyone loved it, so he made a friend.
Then, at some point he upped the ante, took some Molly, ditched his dad clothes and chaperoning duty and decided to continue to rage all weekend:
Congratulations, your lame ass tailgate with your dad on Dad’s Weekend will never compare.
I can’t decide if this guy is TFTC or NF…
13 years ago at 6:55 pmI love this.
13 years ago at 7:00 pm^ Hey, buddy, need a sweat towel? You were tryin pretty hard there.
13 years ago at 7:04 pm^Well that escalated quickly.
13 years ago at 9:56 pm^ escalated* Take a lap
13 years ago at 11:46 am^You just spelled it the exact same way I did. What are you trying to say?
13 years ago at 4:15 pm^Well the original comment wasn’t try-hard so he decided to pick up the slack.
13 years ago at 12:16 pmRocking the Tommy Bahama at Coachella is TFTC.
13 years ago at 7:01 pmLooks like my old English teacher
13 years ago at 7:20 pmWe all talk a big game about ‘giving zero fucks.’ Well, This guy just saw your public Natty shotgun and raised you a few tabs and some of the finest white-dude moves I’ve ever seen.
13 years ago at 7:39 pm^I chuckled
13 years ago at 4:09 amHe did throw is some very white moves. I was impressed with his performance.
13 years ago at 11:44 amManaging to find the only open 20 yards of interpretive dance space in every direction at Coachella….
13 years ago at 7:40 pmToo bad Coachella is gayer than 7 dudes blowing 8 dudes.
13 years ago at 8:15 pm^ I laughed pretty hard
13 years ago at 10:43 amThis guy needs to quit stealing my best moves.
13 years ago at 9:06 pm“I think mixers are for pussies” says the girl holding a mixed drink in her hand in her profile.
13 years ago at 9:14 pm^ zing
13 years ago at 11:55 amIt was a Bloody Mary. TSTC
13 years ago at 2:54 pmhis “friend” is carnage. A dj. get it together rook
13 years ago at 9:55 pm