FAIL FRIDAY: Cunt Punting

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Being frat as fuck everyday, and always too drunk to care. TFM.
-Florida

The recipe for success.

Only pounding beers with your left hand in between slams because your right hand is so busy. TFM.
-North Carolina

Every once in a while you should switch it up. Give that left hand some action.

Tonight is my last night as a pledge. Getting to know my pledge bros this last 8 weeks has been awesome, hell week has made us work together like no other. Greek life isnt for everyone, but all of us know the life and live it every day. Stay fratty gentlemen.
-Texas

This delusional pledge is obviously suffering from exhaustion, and a huge case of being a loser.

Having the same birthday as Brooklyn Decker. TFM.
–Virginia

A. You’re full of shit. B. Not a TFM.

Sending a dick pic to all the active brothers during a budget meeting. TFTC. Sending the same pic to all the sorostitutes in your phone and getting laid immediately after chapter. TFM.
–Canada

And then forwarding the same pic on to all of your family members. FaF.

Shower dip. Shower jerk. Shower spit. Shower squirt. TFM.
-Texas

A lovely poem.

Cunt punting every sorority girl that refuses to let you tongue her stink hole. TFM.
–Kansas

Take it easy, psycho.

Mom told me she would kill herself if I didn’t stop banging so many slams…. Her funeral is next week. TFM.
-Missouri

She shouldn’t have been such a cock block.

Grabbed my weiner and chuckled as I walked by her. TFM.
-Tennessee

A riveting tale of heroism.

Getting balls deep and then whispering “How do you like this fratter’s meat hammer?” in her ear. TFM.
-New Mexico

Sounds like a line stolen from a Nicholas Sparks novel.

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What is that, four feet of slip ‘n slide? Fucking dorks.

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Clearly listening to Adele.

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Some guys just really love pizza.

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You’re doing it wrong.

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That’s what happens when you golf in shorts and a t-shirt.

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Being the anchor in tug o’ war. TFM.

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The ginger demon on the right is enjoying this way too much.

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Guy on the left looks exactly like one of the nerds from Revenge of the nerds.

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Staying in shape. NF.

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Look at these two fairies.

Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…

  1. central_LPZ

    Fucking finally! Now I can comfortably drop this duce! I think I may have crush syndrome after sitting on the toilet so long waiting

    12 years ago at 1:14 pm
  2. TFM Book

    What’s gold, blue, and has pages on the inside? The new TFM book! Check me out fellas.

    12 years ago at 1:14 pm
    1. Were Higher Than You

      I fucking hate you, everyone fucking hates you, the TFM book itsself fucking hates you. You’re the worst troll in history. I never sign in on my phone, but I just did so I could tell you how much the world fucking hates you. You’re a shit stain on this website. Congratulations on being the worst person in the universe.

      12 years ago at 1:37 pm
    2. Tuco1855

      They probably wont blackball him either because they don’t mind the book plug and hey, even bad publicity is still publicity.

      12 years ago at 1:46 pm
    3. Tommy Gufano

      ^^^^^^^^ blacking someone sounds like cruel and unusual punishment. What do you do with someone who is already black though?

      12 years ago at 9:48 am
    1. OneRowdyGentlemen

      If you’re just now making a troll account, you’re too late, and I can almost guarantee you aren’t going to be funny.

      12 years ago at 11:16 am
  3. Frattios and sperrys

    Intern this is multiple weeks in the row with late fail friday postings. Get your shit together or face the wrath of Rebecca Martinson

    12 years ago at 1:17 pm
    1. Tuco1855

      Being the 2nd most popular Fuck Pike comment isn’t gonna cut it. Next week is your week though, I have faith.

      12 years ago at 1:49 pm
    2. FratStarTFTC

      ^I got the most popular Fuck Pike comment the past 5 weeks, I guess I can lose a week

      12 years ago at 1:59 pm
    3. Tuco1855

      ^Impressive. You took the easy route to Active status. You’re the spring pledge of TFM.

      12 years ago at 2:04 pm
    4. Fuhrer Adolf Fratler

      Just let it be known that I have the original and most popular fuck pike comment.with 309 ^This’s

      12 years ago at 4:46 pm
  4. TheOriginalFratGuy

    IT’S CALLED FAIL FRIDAY, NOT FAIL FUCKING SATURDAY. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

    12 years ago at 1:18 pm
    1. Hannibro Lecter

      ^ That picture is pretty fucking fail…. Just because you are one of those dickwads doesn’t make it frat

      12 years ago at 3:45 pm
    2. PhiPsiPhrat

      ^missed the point. Hint: Check his name. They’re called trolls. Site is filled with them.

      12 years ago at 8:42 pm