The “Fuckin’ Shit” News Anchor Has Been Fuckin’ Fired
In this edition of Shortest Careers in History, we are documenting the case of A.J. Clemente, a man who fuckin’ bullshitted his way off the air just moments after his first ever live television appearance began. Literally, seconds after he went on air for the first time, as in on the first day of his new job, this happened:
“I graduated from West Virginia University, and I’m used to, um…you know, from being from the east coast.”
Crushed it.
That couldn’t have gone any worse!
— A.J. Clemente (@ClementeAJ) April 21, 2013
With all due respect, AJ, I completely disagree. That was awesome. Unfortunately, the stiffs in the front office agreed with him, and he was recently canned from KFYRTV.
Unfortunately KFYRTV has decided to let me go. Thank you to them and everyone in ND for the opportunity and everyone for the support.
— A.J. Clemente (@ClementeAJ) April 22, 2013
Fuckin’ bullshit.
[via Twitter]
Well, I don’t think a “FUCK OBAMA!” has ever been more appropriate. Thanks scally. I kind of like your columns.
13 years ago at 10:48 amI was going to make a tribute video to this guy and put all of his greatest moments on it, but it looks like you got to it first. Damnit!
13 years ago at 10:50 amSend this guy a job offer.
13 years ago at 10:59 amCouldn’t agree more.
13 years ago at 11:01 amThe channel fired a guy who’s bringing ridiculous ratings to their news. Smooth.
13 years ago at 11:00 amChest tats, crotch rockets, and gym instagrams.
13 years ago at 11:06 amThis guy is a ‘bro’ but not the kind we like.
https://twitter.com/ClementeAJ
its Bismarck North Dakota who the hell watches the news up there anyway?
13 years ago at 11:06 amThe whole city of Bismarck, surrounding towns to the East, and the entire western side of the state. So about 350,000 people.
13 years ago at 11:25 amWhat is this? A state for ants?
13 years ago at 12:13 pm^A swing and a miss. Nice try though.
13 years ago at 12:46 pmI’d probably have the same reaction too if they told me I had to try to pronounce “Tsegaye Kebede”
13 years ago at 1:20 pmGet him on the TFM News team. It’s the most prestigious news team out there
13 years ago at 4:20 pmThat’s actually a good idea. I would like to see some of the staff actually do a news video once a week, the background antics would be amazing. It would also give us more time to see hot piece’s tits.
13 years ago at 11:45 pmwhat about that bitch who couldn’t keep it together after A.J. said fucking shit. She should be fired. stuttering
13 years ago at 10:51 am