Blue Jays Fans Are Getting “drunker and drunker and drunker” According To Blue Jays Color Man

I’ve said before that baseball is the best sport to watch in person while drinking, and apparently Canadians are catching on, because according to Greg Zaun, former Blue Jay catcher and current color man for Jays’ broadcasts, the Rogers Centre is turning into a shitshow.

Boorish behaviour at Blue Jays games has risen to alarming levels, according to Zaun.

The fans, especially in the 500 level, “are developing a reputation,” Zaun told the Star on Monday.

“It’s very, very prevalent at the Rogers Centre, especially in the later innings when the Jays are losing that people lose their minds,” Zaun said.

He said some fans are under the wrong impression that just because they paid their admission that they can behave anyway they want.
They’re getting drunker, and drunker and drunker and it’s because fans are getting younger and younger,” Zaun said.

He added he is most concerned about fans throwing objects onto the field, but he doesn’t even think “profanity should be tolerated at all.”

The legal drinking age in Canada is 19, which realistically means that there are probably 16-year-olds getting absolutely plowed on stadium booze, not to mention all the smuggled in Canadian Mist pints that are being guzzled shamelessly.

So how fucked up are Blue Jays fans getting? Pretty good and drunk.

That’s an impressive stream, sir, though I’d probably be more impressed if there were an 11-year-old girl and her off duty police captain father who had pissed you off mid-game beneath said regurgitation, but then again, who could ever top the sociopathic hijinks of Phillies fans?

It would seem Zaun is worried that the increased alcoholic consumption of Blue Jays fans may lead to them behaving like some less respectful fanbases. I don’t see it happening, personally. They’re still Canadians, and this isn’t hockey, or curling, or baby seal clubbing. Blue Jays games will be fine. In fact I think increased attendance is worth a little extra puke here, or a lame Canadian taunt there.

“Hey budd-ay! Hows aboot you tie your shoe, which is untied! Made you look! Nice swing guy! You couldn’t crack a baby seal skull with that weak swing!”

[via The Toronto Star]

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    1. Fraterson589

      Any team could make the playoffs in the East they basically have shooter tutors for goalies

      13 years ago at 10:38 am
    2. Resident Canadian

      We qualified in the strongest division in the NHL. Any team could make the playoffs out of the Southeast Division, given that they’re a fucking joke, but the Leafs actually played well this year.

      13 years ago at 10:41 am
    3. Beer Bitches N Boats

      Crawl back into the ass you came from and fuck it you pussy little leaf, you haven’t won the cup in 40 what years yeah 45 and soon to be 46 you fucking pussy, your teams not even good at all this year and if the season was the reg length you would have dropped half of the season like you always do and ended up in last. Get ready because it will be an early fucking round 1 sweep and your out. Dick sucking cunt munchers

      13 years ago at 11:01 am
  1. MattFrattin

    Jays games have always been notorious for having wildly drunk fans… Only reason people are noticing is because of the increased attendance of games.

    13 years ago at 10:39 am
  2. WiscBrodgers

    Good form, impressive stream, didn’t get any vomit on his clothes, walked away…well done sir

    13 years ago at 10:42 am
  3. Born Wearing Sperrys

    You poor thing. To have to grow up in Canada. With America right there..

    13 years ago at 10:51 am
  4. Douglas MacArthur

    Getting “waking up in the hospital drunk.” TFM
    Getting “waking up in the ER waiting room and staying there long enough that your hangover is gone.” TCanadaM

    13 years ago at 12:28 pm
    1. MattFrattin

      If the government is going to rob us blind with taxes, might as well take advantage of the health care…

      13 years ago at 12:50 pm