Florida International’s New Basketball Court Potentially Worst in the NCAA
13 years ago

So the headline kind of speaks for itself on this one. Get a load of this catastrophe of a basketball court. I can’t even imagine how much money from disillusioned boosters was wasted on this thing. Oh wait, yes I can, $12.73. That seems about right.

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Image via ESPN College Basketball

Call me crazy, but I can’t recall ever seeing any fierce wild panthers crawl out of the ocean, which is what appears to be happening on the court. It looks like the FIU athletic director walked down to the pier, found a t-shirt airbrush artist, and hired him to paint the gym floor.

Sorry for you FIU fans, this is almost as embarrassing as Oregon’s literal shit stain.

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    1. Weisenheimer

      Listen up Uncle Lou, we’re all a little worried about you, and we wouldn’t be approaching you if we didn’t care. It’s just…it’s just hard to take you seriously when you make such stupid fucking comments all the time, you know?

      13 years ago at 4:26 pm
  8. Bomb_Blacksburg

    Well I think we can safely blame Obama and any federal endowments of the arts for this one

    13 years ago at 3:46 pm
    1. Weisenheimer

      Definitely man! That guy is one UNCOOL president, for sure! I’m gonna go grab some sweet tea, but I’d love to talk politics with you some more when I get back. It’s so hard to find somebody these days that REALLY knows what he’s talking about and can provide an intellectually stimulating conversation, you know? I think I might love you.

      13 years ago at 4:20 pm
    3. The Brototype

      ^^ This is why we need the “Take a lap” button for replies. This guy right here.

      13 years ago at 4:47 pm
    1. Weisenheimer

      Oh man! What a classic movie quote! Nailed it! Keep up these killer quotes and you’ll have a sick career at Blockbuster! I’m telling you man, you’ve got what it takes.

      13 years ago at 4:23 pm