20 Frat World Problems
Lavish as our lives may seem, every now and again even the most unquestionably frat among us will face the occasional problem. While some of these problems may seem small and insignificant to those outside the fraternity realm, they are, without a doubt, the largest sources of inconvenience we face on a day-to-day basis. Each time a pledge is just out of shouting distance, or a girl is inconveniently “saving herself for marriage,” a frat world problem is born. Without further adieu, I present to you twenty more examples.
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Half of these sucked… Cunt punt is definitely a phrase to be used in public, the more horrified looks, the better.
13 years ago at 7:06 amHaha! Yea sick column, bro! So frat! Eat a dick and go fuck yourself.
13 years ago at 7:15 amBeen trying to finish this article but the damn app won’t let me see the second page. I blame the intern.
13 years ago at 7:20 amIt’s doing you a favor
13 years ago at 9:10 am^ Fact. Quite while you’re ahead.
13 years ago at 1:05 pmQuit? Lace ’em up champ.
13 years ago at 6:20 pmReally went downhill after the first page
13 years ago at 7:22 amThese are a stretch.
13 years ago at 11:04 amWho gave SFPL his keyboard privileges back?
13 years ago at 7:42 amThe try hards are going to take this way too far.
13 years ago at 7:43 amPersonally, I am a fan of the list tactic that SFPL has taken.
13 years ago at 8:00 amHey Look! Another list from SFPL. Didn’t see that coming.
13 years ago at 8:25 amHis lists drive major, MAJOR site traffic. We love them, and evidently so do many of our readers.
13 years ago at 10:52 amgot heeeeem
13 years ago at 11:13 am^^ selling out, FaF?
13 years ago at 11:25 am^^^I usually click on every column, but I tend to leave columns by SFPL faster than any other.
13 years ago at 11:39 am^^ Nope. Capitalism, FaF.
13 years ago at 11:57 am^^^ I would love to hear why you think this is “selling out.” People read his columns because they enjoy them. How do I know? Because after they read them, they share them with others via social media.
That’s why he writes them, and that’s why we publish them.
13 years ago at 12:35 pm^^,^ FTW!
13 years ago at 1:22 pmWho the hell is sharing these?
13 years ago at 3:33 pmJust tell me there’s a line somewhere. A “how to be frat” guide for high schoolers would probably get a shit ton of traffic as well, but I would mail my own head into the office if you did that.
13 years ago at 5:21 pmI’ve hated sfpl from day one. But he’s up there on most popular columns.
13 years ago at 6:15 pmO and fuck you sfpl.
13 years ago at 6:16 pmRight back atcha champ.
13 years ago at 7:33 pm^ boom
13 years ago at 10:40 pm^ Posting content simply to drive site traffic and not because you believe it’s quality would be selling out. However if you and others enjoy it then I guess that just makes me a smart ass.
13 years ago at 11:32 pmWow I missed by a mile
13 years ago at 11:33 pmWhy’d y’all delete my comment? SFPL appeals to the try hard, your main site visitor.
13 years ago at 9:22 am^ You ever think that maybe, just maybe, signing into this site every day and telling a particular columnist he sucks on everything he writes is a little bit try-hardish in itself?
13 years ago at 4:11 pmNah. #TeamBacon
13 years ago at 7:24 pmYou guys, nobody argue with Dorno about stuff like this. If you win he will ban you.
13 years ago at 10:20 amHaha all of you sound like a bunch of bitchy women, Who gives a shit? ! ?
13 years ago at 10:43 pmBought a new pair of sperrys.
Accidentally spilled water on them.
13 years ago at 9:25 amGrandma ships me boat shoes for my birthday
13 years ago at 10:03 amRed Sebagos
such promise, then it sucked
13 years ago at 9:58 am