Zero fucks given. TFM.

  1. Valentino

    Willing to bet
    1.) The can is empty.
    2.) The professor isn’t in the room.
    3.) You never get laid.

    12 years ago at 10:36 am
  2. Tuco1855

    If I were a professor and eye browsed around the room and saw a student with a beer, you better believe I’d kick him out of class.

    12 years ago at 12:05 pm
    1. Bush Light

      Just to be an asshole and establish dominance. Then you’d have to chug it in front of the class, of course.

      12 years ago at 12:39 pm
  3. 84RepCandidate

    Chuck Cedar from Mr. Deeds, as well as the King of Queens….and this fat boy is their love child

    12 years ago at 1:32 pm
  4. that fuckin pledge

    “Hey man, I bet it would be really fratty for me to drink a natty while I study…. I could call it study beer!”

    12 years ago at 3:22 pm