Patrick Kane’s Mullet Makes Its Triumphant Return For The 2013 Stanley Cup Playoffs
When he’s not beating up cab drivers, getting blackout drunk at Wisconsin during Cinco de Mayo, or partying with his shirt off in a limo in Vancouver, Patrick Kane is one of the most badass American hockey players going in the NHL right now. Adding to his legend, Kane is sporting a pretty sweet mullet for the fourth consecutive postseason.
It all started after Kane couldn’t grow a beard during the Hawks’ 2010 Stanley Cup run, in which Kane scored the Cup-clinching goal against the Philadelphia Flyers in game six of the finals. So instead of growing a nasty lip sweater and overgrown sideburns, Kane went with the Missouri Compromise. Mullets. TFM. Kane even added some racing stripes on the side of his Kentucky Waterfall. Power move. I don’t think you’d be able to distinguish him from your average Kid Rock concert-goer with salad like this.
There’s also this badass video of Kane showing off his Tennessee Tophat.
Party on, Pat. Party on.
[via ESPN Chicago]
Need something to distract Chicago from the Cubs record.
12 years ago at 3:17 pmTrust me, nobody around here was focused on the Cubs record to begin with, especially with two Chicago teams in the playoffs.
12 years ago at 12:23 amI am sure people will be mad TFM is posting about hockey, but if you haven’t tuned in all year, now is the time to do so. Playoff hockey in the NHL is a different game, and an absolute joy to watch.
12 years ago at 3:18 pmI approve
12 years ago at 4:15 pmI saw Stanley Cup in the headline and immediately bypassed the article for the conments……. To post this
12 years ago at 9:22 pmLGRW!
12 years ago at 10:30 amGreat name
12 years ago at 5:07 pmFuck Chicago. Go Wings.
12 years ago at 3:22 pmDuck the Fucks!
12 years ago at 10:31 am^^lol. NO.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmIf only Canada was small enough to fit into a fail Friday column.
12 years ago at 3:36 pmDude, it’s so bro that you used the word salad. YLIB
12 years ago at 3:59 pmhockey season starts today since I am, in fact, a bandwagon hawks fan.
12 years ago at 4:21 pmThere’s something to be said for Chicago bar life during the Hawks postseason. I admittedly turn my fan-hood up a notch for the playoffs as well.
12 years ago at 12:28 pmAt the start of the 2011 season, Kane was supposedly injured with a “sprained ankle” but was actually in rehab in Arizona with s buddy of mine. What a guy.
12 years ago at 4:24 pmDo you love him?
12 years ago at 6:18 pmYou left out the part where he choked that girl at the Wisconsin fraternity party. Choking a slam when she doesn’t oblige…tfm?
12 years ago at 4:49 pmAlso, go kings
Hockey: Slightly less gay than soccer.
12 years ago at 8:41 pmWant to know how I know you’re gay?
12 years ago at 10:43 pmGO HAWKS!!
12 years ago at 12:03 pm