"There's only two people in your life you should lie to: the police and your girlfriend." – Jack Nicholson. TFM.

    1. IwearsperrysinHS

      I’m already in a wheelchair. I tore my acl in my high school spring football game

      13 years ago at 10:07 am
  1. UrineAsshole

    Jack is kinda like Alec Baldwin. Plays some FaF characters on film but in real life he’s a leftist douche.

    13 years ago at 6:51 pm
    1. guywhowearssperrys

      But in real life he slams a hundred times as many girls as you do (not exaggerating) and rages twice that hard and still doing it all at 70 something years old. I’m starting to think you don’t even wear sperrys bro.

      13 years ago at 9:16 pm
    2. WtF_

      I don’t give a shit how much he rages or how much pussy he gets, being a leftist douche more than cancels that out. And hollywood leftist douches are the worst kind.

      13 years ago at 10:34 am
  2. Domestic Violence

    Lie rhymes with ply like the plywood board I smacked my girlfriend across the face with last night.

    13 years ago at 8:09 pm