You’re in Michigan, which means you probably only learned of the song’s “fratiness” from this website, which used to cater to SEC fraternity men. It has since relaxed its narrow scope to cater to all fraternity men, even west coast and northern try hards such as yourself. Good job putting the song on your iPhone (4, I’m guessing) and repeating it until you memorized the lyrics. That’s the kind of skillset they’re looking for at your local car lot you fucking loser.
Caring too much. NF.
13 years ago at 11:09 am“You don’t know the lyrics to Wagon Wheel?! How fucking date you! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FRATCASTLE, YOU FILTHY GEED ANIMAL!!”
13 years ago at 11:34 am^ Dare* Go ahead and lace em up, champ.
13 years ago at 2:14 pmI think it’s funny how how it’s “cool” to hate this song now just because it got really popular. People like it- what’s wrong with that?
13 years ago at 7:15 pm^^How about you go fuck yourself, “champ.”
13 years ago at 9:56 pm^
13 years ago at 9:41 am^^ You mad bro?
13 years ago at 7:01 amWho fucking cares?
13 years ago at 12:30 pm^ You have the right idea
13 years ago at 1:27 pmOOOOOOHHHH! SO FUCKING FRAT
13 years ago at 12:47 pmeasy there killer
13 years ago at 9:08 am^^ Might want to sit this one out, stop talking for a while.
13 years ago at 12:26 pmTFM!
13 years ago at 1:25 pmTwo wall posts in a row! The kid’s on a roll.
13 years ago at 1:35 pmAt least somebody here is appreciating my talents.
13 years ago at 3:37 pmBeating it impossibly hard right after surveying the party. RFM
13 years ago at 1:47 pm^ You piece of fucking shit.
13 years ago at 4:43 pm^,^^ With two easy steps, I can find both of you and end your lives!
13 years ago at 5:43 pmPsycho
13 years ago at 2:07 pmYou’re in Michigan, which means you probably only learned of the song’s “fratiness” from this website, which used to cater to SEC fraternity men. It has since relaxed its narrow scope to cater to all fraternity men, even west coast and northern try hards such as yourself. Good job putting the song on your iPhone (4, I’m guessing) and repeating it until you memorized the lyrics. That’s the kind of skillset they’re looking for at your local car lot you fucking loser.
13 years ago at 2:23 pmYou fucking know it all, don’t you?
13 years ago at 3:33 pm^^I like where you’re going with this. I was just going to call him a phag..got
13 years ago at 4:54 pm^^^ Right. Which is why the founders of this site went to an SEC school. Dumbass.
13 years ago at 5:06 pmJesus Christ you all suck.
13 years ago at 7:10 pmShit may of started in the north, but your on drugs if you
13 years ago at 8:16 pm… “If you….” Go on… Take some laps. Douchenozzle.
13 years ago at 10:37 pm^ Shut your mouth queer boy. God I hate everyone on this site.
13 years ago at 9:43 amCongratulations, you just fit the definition of ‘try-hard’ and ‘asshole’. Killing two birds with one stone chief!
13 years ago at 3:41 pmWell you’re just a fucking loser, both of you actually.
13 years ago at 5:57 am^shut up you tryhard, slapdick. Your post was bad enough already, don’t make it any worse by commenting on it.
13 years ago at 9:42 pmFight me
13 years ago at 5:39 pmWhen I meet someone I usually immediately have them recite the lyrics of Wagon Wheel before our conversation continues.
13 years ago at 4:01 pmHow well does that work out for you, chief?
13 years ago at 9:04 amI’m not going to lie, I’ve used more efficient ways to evaluate people’s character, buddy.
13 years ago at 10:31 amEnough with the fucking wagon wheel.
13 years ago at 5:09 pmALERT WEE WOO WEE WOO ALERT
13 years ago at 6:24 pm^ hahaha well played sir.
13 years ago at 12:23 pm