What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
That’s awesome that you approve. Thanks for letting us all know. I wasn’t sure if I liked this or not, but now that I see that you do, I’m definitely hitting the “This” button! Jackass.
This is the most frat post to ever hit this site.
13 years ago at 10:04 amShowing a little sack. FaF
13 years ago at 10:13 amvids or it didn’t happen
13 years ago at 10:22 amWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
13 years ago at 8:15 pmGorilla? Is that where you beat someone to death with bananas you fucktard? It’s guerrilla. Go fuck yourself
13 years ago at 12:59 am^^ TL;DR
13 years ago at 9:15 amyou just generated some heat here.
13 years ago at 9:48 am^^^^ Shut the fuck up, peasant
13 years ago at 11:31 amYMBNH.. That comment is an old rebuttal from a geed from back in the day
13 years ago at 4:03 pmMade an account just to say this, guys
This escalated quickly….
13 years ago at 9:47 pmI approve
13 years ago at 10:33 amYour name sucks
13 years ago at 10:41 amYours is worse, no one ever read the comics in hustler
13 years ago at 11:51 amBut I’m actually related to Alexander Hamilton. Federalist Party FaF.
13 years ago at 5:25 pmThat’s awesome that you approve. Thanks for letting us all know. I wasn’t sure if I liked this or not, but now that I see that you do, I’m definitely hitting the “This” button! Jackass.
13 years ago at 11:02 am^start writing better columns. My dick has been hard for 72 hours, and there is still nothing to stranglebate to on this site.
13 years ago at 10:16 amTalking your way out of a citation at 3am with no pants on and a beer bong up your ass TmeM
13 years ago at 12:29 pmSomething may have been done here..
13 years ago at 9:58 amI’m pretty sure something was done here.
13 years ago at 2:27 amCop was a Lambda Chi.
13 years ago at 3:38 pmI’m approaching this point at this pont.Fuck it i passed for the semsester.
13 years ago at 4:27 pmDo you speak english?
13 years ago at 6:03 pmApparently not, but I do speak fluent blacked out.
13 years ago at 10:16 amWish I had verbal skill such as this. Instead I get threatened with arrest.
13 years ago at 4:50 pmAre you black?
13 years ago at 8:25 amhttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=15_Y3_eRfOU
13 years ago at 8:43 amNo you didn’t…
13 years ago at 5:24 pm