Worldwide Liquor Consumption: America Currently Owning The Tequila Game (Infograph)
I came across this awesome infographic this morning and found it very interesting. It really is astounding how much people can fucking drink. Last year, lively indulgers worldwide polished off a whopping 7 billion liters of vodka, rum, whisky, gin, and tequila combined.
Here’s the graphic:
The figures here make my head spin.
First off, holy shit, Mother Russia. Just consuming close to 2 billion liters of vodka in your own right. Everyone knows the stereotype that Russians can hold their own when it comes to pounding vladdy, but you’ve got to realize what the numbers mean here. On average, there are 13.9 liters of vodka consumed for every man, woman and child that inhabits the former Soviet Union.
Talk about living a perpetually drunken escapade of a life. Then again, I guess I’ve got to say I understand — how the hell else would you cope with the sub-zero temperatures winter brings year after year. I mean, it gets freezing to the point where you can’t even go outside, so I guess there’s not much else to do. Probably safe to say that Kendrick Lamar’s Swimming Pools is the go to anthem for more than a few party guys named Sasha living over there. Poor fellas.
I’ve got to admit, I was pretty surprised to find out that of all spirits, the good old US of A was leading the charge in the salt, shot, lime department. While, per capita, we don’t down tequila like our Mexican neighbors, we do account for more than half of its worldwide consumption. I know Jimmy Buffet’s smiling somewhere right now while totaling the revenues from his most recent Margaritaville chain opening.
Also, it is pretty remarkable to see that America is holding steady on the silver medal podium for every other spirit. In the rum realm, it’s understandable considering population alone that India can outdrink us, and personally I’m not a big fan of gin, so I’m okay with letting the Philippines get away with that one.
However, I’m not sure I can easily get over the French out-whiskying us. I’m positive you all feel the same, so I’m going to leave it up to you guys to do something about it. I fully expect to see the red, white and blue taking down those cheese-loving softies come the release of 2013’s numbers.
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Note: Total worldwide consumption of all liquor was reported to be 27 billion liters, of which China accounts for 38% of the world share. Of this 38%, their national liquor, baiju, accounts for 99.5%. However, it is pretty much exclusively consumed in China alone, so it was omitted from the list for comparisons sake… Or maybe the researchers left it out because China is filled with commies. You guys make the call on that one.
[via The Economist]

Fuck Russia
13 years ago at 2:39 pmGOD DAMN IT I’M BUYING A HANDLE OF WHISKEY RIGHT NOW FUCK YOU FRANCE, FUCK YOU.
13 years ago at 2:41 pmWe should totally meet up and drink it together man! I think you have a great attitude about this whole drinking thing.
13 years ago at 3:02 pm^Your name made me laugh.
13 years ago at 3:07 pmI’d also like to compare the quality of our whiskeys along with consumption and see who really comes out on top.
13 years ago at 5:09 pmMy personal consumption of alcohol also had to be omitted from the list for, ya know, comparisons sake
13 years ago at 2:42 pmfuck you
13 years ago at 2:52 pmDowning 3 litres of vodka while furiously strangle-bating to Bob Kraft’s Super Bowl ring. TPutinM
13 years ago at 2:44 pmIf this were just college campuses, America would dominate in every single category.
13 years ago at 2:44 pmI bet America wins in beer consumption. Fuck you France
13 years ago at 2:47 pmhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_beer_consumption_per_capita
Not even close.
13 years ago at 2:49 pm^ We beat the frogs though.
13 years ago at 2:49 pmOur drinking age is also way higher.
13 years ago at 3:16 pmcheck out total consumption. China’s GDC drink is accounted for, but we fuckin running shit in total beer.
13 years ago at 3:24 pmthat list is also outdated… we are in 2013, not 2010. I call for a recount.
13 years ago at 6:02 pmA straight tequila night: if you’ve never done it, you’re missing out.
13 years ago at 2:49 pmOnly reason we’re above Mexico in tequila is because they’re all coming over here anyway. Fuck.
13 years ago at 2:49 pm^Beat me to it! haha
13 years ago at 10:04 pm“Take a lap” me all you want, but when you factor out the whole communist thing Russia is objectively pretty fucking frat. They consume enough alcohol to kill a horse, have a leader who is straight out of a comic book villain archetype, and manage to film 85% of the world’s greatest fights on ten dollar dash cams.
13 years ago at 2:51 pmAnd they’re the biggest fucking assholes in the world if you ever meet some.
13 years ago at 3:06 pmThey also have their fair share of really hot women and there is something about Russian culture that if they aren’t mad (in which case they jump straight to Carrie Underwood “Before he cheats” homicidal rage) they will bend over backwards to please. Sometimes literally.
13 years ago at 3:48 pmThey omitted bourbon, so this list in pretty much invalid. There’s no need to exclude it when you have tequila and scotch (all three region controlled drinks) on the same list.
Also Russia is not the entire former Soviet Union. Half of that vodka consumption list was part of the former Soviet Union (Ukraine, Belarus, the “Stans”
13 years ago at 2:58 pm