FAIL FRIDAY: Holding Her Hair
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Not wearing my seat belt so my polo doesn’t get wrinkled. TFM.
-Washington
I mean, how’re you supposed to frat with a wrinkled polo?
Forgetting you left the pledges blindfolded in your car with the windows up on a hot day. And then coming back hours later. TFM.
-Florida
That’s called negligent homicide.
Doing silly things to make my bros laugh. TFM.
–Tennessee
“OMG LOL you’re so silly!” -Bros
Painting my fratcock blue and white, and only fucking sorostitutes on their periods to celebrate this 4th of July. TAmericanM.
-Pennsylvania
A true patriot.
Telling your slampiece you are going to tattoo her face on your butt because she’s always on your ass. TFM.
-Oklahoma
Joke of the year thus far, right there.
Snorting whiskey with a hundred dollar bill. TFM.
-Alabama
Wrong substance, chief.
Impregnating your slam with the future president and then making her take a pill that essentially aborts him. TFM.
-California
You’re some kind of sick sociopath.
The police officer shaking your hand when he you tell him that you’ll definitely take care of the girl that’s roofied in the back of your Honda Civic. TFM.
–Georgia
Way to protect and serve, officer.
Making fun of other people walking home drunk because you rode you’re bike instead. TFM.
-Illinois
“Bet you wish you had a bicycle, pavement walking slaves! Suck it!”
Taking a literal shit in the pocket of a rushee’s cargo shorts after he falls asleep in your bed during a heart to heart. TFM.
-Nevada
Top-tier chapters don’t even hand out bid cards anymore. They just shit in your cargo pockets.
Not the gentlest way to hold her hair.
Power pointing at a speeding train that’s coming straight at you. TFM.
Look at the size and shape of those heads.
Asserting dominance by planting your bare naked ass on a friend’s passed out face. TFM.
This is what happens when you repeal DOMA.
They’ll save you from the bad guys, but then someone needs to save you from their advances.
He got pwned in Halo and immediately puked his fucking brains out.
Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…
thats pretty neat.
12 years ago at 8:07 am‘Merica!
12 years ago at 8:14 amYour timeliness is appreciated, Intern. Not a chance I can actually accomplish anything at work with this post-4th of July hangover.
12 years ago at 8:14 amplane hitting the kid is funny as shit
12 years ago at 8:19 amThe Bear and suspenders kid knows whats up.
12 years ago at 8:20 amDecently early Fail Friday. Still hammered and yet to sleep. Great way to end the 4th. ‘Merica motherfuckers.
12 years ago at 8:20 amExcept its been the 5th of July for 11 hours now, guy
12 years ago at 11:13 amGo hard or go home
12 years ago at 7:45 pmLook at the nipples on bear kid.
12 years ago at 8:50 amIntern you still suck! I don’t care how early you post fail Friday, it should have been posted hours ago! You are the worst intern of all time! Go fuck yourself
12 years ago at 8:56 amAm I the only one still drunk?
12 years ago at 9:00 am…and nostrils still containing extra-curricular activities.
12 years ago at 11:49 am^wait, bro. You blow coke? You should tell everyone about it, that would be like so FAF.
12 years ago at 2:10 pm^sarcasm
12 years ago at 2:29 pm^Nothing gets past this guy.
12 years ago at 2:59 pmNothing gets past my nose.
12 years ago at 11:22 amhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chilly%20Willy
12 years ago at 1:29 pmThe shotgun mirror guy has an xbox in his bathroom? that’s pretty awesome if you ask me
12 years ago at 9:21 am