Meet The Nerdiest Groomsman In Wedding History
13 years ago

He’s none other than billionaire Google CEO and co-founder Larry Page, and he just revolutionized the nerdy groomsmen game.

Page was given the esteemed honor to stand in as a groomsman for his brother-in-law’s wedding in Motovun, Croatia. Quick note: his BIL’s name is McLain Southworth. How F is that name? Larry showed up to the altar looking like this:

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Page was shamelessly and confidently rocking Google’s new Google Glasses like he had a 14-inch lap hog visibly hanging down a pant leg — with bullish fortitude and the biggest/toothiest/gummiest/horse-faced/shit-eating grin I’ve ever seen to match it. Just putting “nerdy” on the map in eastern Europe. I respect this guy’s game so bad it hurts. If it’s possible to make nerdy cool, this guy is going to figure out how to accomplish it, and sporting Google Glasses around a bunch of peasants at your brother-in-law’s wedding is Steps 1, 2, 3 and 4.

Page, 40, looked like he was having a great time with his high-tech toy – which allows the user to snap pictures with just a wink.

There’s something I just learned. You can snap photos while wearing these lady killers by simply winking. Unreal. You’re trying to tell me this cat is just strutting around this wedding reception, winking at chicks and snapping photos at the same time, filling his spank material file to the brim with photos of bridesmaids and slutty aunts and cousins? Can’t stop this guy. Won’t stop this guy. I have to get me some of these. Distract her with a finger pistol, snap her with a wink. Perv Central.

Check out Larry peeping babes while standing at the altar:

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Here he is at the reception, still peeping babes:

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Peeping from a distance:

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As if I weren’t already sweating Larry Page enough, check out what kind of trophy wife a 40-year-old billionaire tech nerd can buy:

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I’m gonna be sick.

[via Daily Mail]

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    1. Upstanding Gentleman

      Anyone who says money doesn’t buy happiness is just someone who’s realized that it’s out of their price range.

      13 years ago at 2:52 pm
    2. smallschoolfratter

      Anyone who says money doesn’t buy happiness isn’t spending it right.

      13 years ago at 5:57 pm
    1. TrickleDown

      “It’s like I’m seeing all of my kids get married…to each other. Every parent’s dream.”

      13 years ago at 3:50 pm
  5. PhiPsiPhrat

    The wink to snap a picture thing could be very useful for recalling what you did during a blackout.

    13 years ago at 2:49 pm
    2. jack d

      I like where PhiPsi is headed, you’ll be accidentally taking pictures all night. I usually forget I have a phone or my camera.

      13 years ago at 4:08 pm
    4. Vandal

      so if you hold one eye closed, does that record video? perfect for those “holy-shit-im-one-eye-open-shit-wasted” type moments

      13 years ago at 7:33 pm
    5. frattahoochee

      Telling a slam that you have dirt in your eye during a lap slapping. “Babe, I have to wink it out.”

      13 years ago at 1:54 am
    6. BlackedoutBilly

      Or the wink when you’re desperately trying to fight off double vision. its brilliant

      13 years ago at 11:11 am
  6. kybourbon

    I think the asian man in the dress in the first picture is more his speed for women.

    13 years ago at 2:50 pm
  9. Virginia Gentleman

    These glasses are going to revolutionize spank banks all over the world…

    13 years ago at 2:55 pm
  11. OMFratRebel

    Putting his nerdy ass face peeping on people in the background of TFM photos could become very entertaining.

    13 years ago at 3:12 pm