This is funny because young men typically consider the receipt of a woman’s number to be an accomplishment to take pride in, since it is tangible proof of their own attractiveness and social skills and an important initial step in the courtship process which culminates in engaging in sexual intercourse with her at a later time. The poster is turning this social convention on its head by suggesting that he engaged in sexual activity with a woman (euphemistically referred to here as “everything else”) not only without receiving her number, which is typically a pre-requisite for sexual activity, but without so much as receiving knowledge of her name. Casual sex is considered a cornerstone of the fraternity lifestyle, but the poster has taken this to the extreme of anonymous sex.
You most likely dosed her with 3-Quinuclidinyl benzilate, incapacitating her mentally. So your story of not getting her name or number but everything else does make sense.
This is easily the most fortuitous of hookup scenarios. Especially if they decide it would be best to just go home that night instead of shacking.
13 years ago at 11:39 amHerpes. TFTC
13 years ago at 12:00 pmI just assume every slam already has herpes. That way, I don’t feel the need to tell them about mine.
13 years ago at 12:13 pmProbably a pretty safe assumption
13 years ago at 12:23 pmno way.
13 years ago at 10:19 amThat’s someones daughter, you should treat women with respect
13 years ago at 1:33 pmWhat is the rest of the joke?
13 years ago at 3:48 pmI don’t get it
13 years ago at 4:16 pmYeah I’m also waiting for a punchline here.
13 years ago at 5:09 pm^^^^Fuck your name
13 years ago at 2:36 amrespecting women. I believe that was the joke.
13 years ago at 11:10 pm^ Oh yeah! This guy gets it 😉
13 years ago at 11:17 pmBut did you pee in her belly button?
13 years ago at 3:21 pmhttp://replygif.net/i/159.gif
13 years ago at 4:11 pmLaps taken
13 years ago at 4:13 pmThis is funny because young men typically consider the receipt of a woman’s number to be an accomplishment to take pride in, since it is tangible proof of their own attractiveness and social skills and an important initial step in the courtship process which culminates in engaging in sexual intercourse with her at a later time. The poster is turning this social convention on its head by suggesting that he engaged in sexual activity with a woman (euphemistically referred to here as “everything else”) not only without receiving her number, which is typically a pre-requisite for sexual activity, but without so much as receiving knowledge of her name. Casual sex is considered a cornerstone of the fraternity lifestyle, but the poster has taken this to the extreme of anonymous sex.
13 years ago at 6:02 pm^I’ve always been a fan of your work. Nice job.
13 years ago at 7:26 pmI’ve had 33 sexual partners just in college. I only have 7 of them added on facebook, and only 4 numbers.
13 years ago at 8:46 pm^cool story bro. Sit the next few out
13 years ago at 9:13 pm^^But who’s counting anyway?
13 years ago at 9:19 pm^^^ that’s a lot of stranglebating sessions. And it’s really creepy you make-up facebook accounts for some of them.
13 years ago at 9:53 pmThis guy gets it.
13 years ago at 11:22 amtl;dr
13 years ago at 12:57 pmyou are fucking dumb. if you don’t get a number you can’t double tap it later…rookie
13 years ago at 7:03 pmYou most likely dosed her with 3-Quinuclidinyl benzilate, incapacitating her mentally. So your story of not getting her name or number but everything else does make sense.
13 years ago at 7:08 pmHa. AIDS.
13 years ago at 7:23 pmAIDS is no joke bruh
13 years ago at 11:21 pmAnal or it doesn’t count.
13 years ago at 8:33 pm