FAIL FRIDAY: Rocking A Quarter-Chub
12 years ago

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Telling your slutty sister to go sleep with rival frat members to see what they’re up to. TFM.
-Texas

You’re worse than Khaleesi’s brother in Game of Thrones.

Stabbing your friend for “hogging all of the vagina” during a threesome. TFM.
-Virginia

Well, he shouldn’t have been a poon hog.

Naming your dick Joey Gladstone and telling bitches you have a full house in your pants. TFM.
-Tennessee

Hell of a pickup line.

Being put on shredder duty at the office because you got caught masturbating in the bathroom. TFTC.
–Anonymous

The punishment fits the crime.

Slowly driving by her house late at night. TFM.
-Anonymous

Sometimes love is creepy.

Getting pulled over by University Police because you just did leg day and you’re stumbling home. TFM.
-California

That’s why I only do curls and crunches.

Starting a “slut” chant when an ex-slam does a keg stand. TFM.
-Kansas

You’re just coming off as bitter, bro.

Paying extra to defecate on the escort’s breasts. TFM.
–Alabama

Everyone knows you have to pay a little extra to get the good stuff.

Doing 4 cocaines and 3 pots before heading to the frat house. TFM.
-Tennessee

You should do some rat poisoning as well.

Throwing a Glee themed party where everyone OD’s on heroin. TFM.
-Oklahoma

That doesn’t sound like fun at all.

78805a221a988e79ef3f42d7c5bfd418611920689
Shameless staring. TFM.

a37ac45728b709f69a0afa78f14a26101967286775
What an eccentric group of winners.

boated
I’m sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for this.

78805a221a988e79ef3f42d7c5bfd4181430413769
He loves her, she loves he, they’re a happy family.

78805a221a988e79ef3f42d7c5bfd418501258103
That’s not how you operate a golf cart!

d687cf723b8c60e974e7e92e0c8f3e9c677899875
Da fuq?

b2ccc8a1d5a55a6e455de77e30b5117e1345582678
Those are for pees, not pukes.

8eacc26c0f3e0d39fb9b49546bfbdc301207724696
Guy in a frat hoodie, track pants, and sunglasses ices himself while taking a selfie.

78805a221a988e79ef3f42d7c5bfd418999458302
He’s cooler than you, and he knows it.

Screen Shot 2013-07-19 at 11.43.20 AM
Respect the Greek legend.

Continue to page 2 for more photos and videos…

Pages: 1 2
    3. Tucker

      Shut your mouths. TKE and PIKE are the top fraternities. I just wish I could have been graced with a bid from them.

      12 years ago at 12:24 pm
    6. Nobody

      Still unsure of what gender that red tke shirt wearing thing really is. Man? Not what his pussy doctor says

      12 years ago at 12:30 pm
  6. guywhowearssperrys

    Woah Fail Friday was only posted a few hours late, You did well intern, I’m still going to sperry board you, but I promise to rape your mother more gently.

    12 years ago at 12:02 pm
    5. Misogyny Weasley

      ^ while what you’re saying is undeniably true, this is one of those circumstances where you just keep your mouth shut and let the evidence speak itself.

      12 years ago at 7:10 pm
    1. Dave_Fratthews

      I saw Stamos do a fuckton of blow at the Cheetah in Atlanta like three weeks ago. Dude still fucking rages.

      12 years ago at 1:12 pm
    3. Ron_Bourbondy

      The cheetah is the place to go to see celebrities acting like dumbasses. My buddy saw Chipper blow a couple grand there once.

      12 years ago at 2:37 pm
    4. Real Clayton Bigsby

      The Cheetah, such a fine establishment I decided to make it the official headquarters of the imminent race war! Bigsby 2020.

      Also, fuck Dave Matthews you NEED some of that WSMFP.

      WIDESPREAD MOTHER FUCKING PANIC,

      also WHITE SUPREMACIST MILF FELLATIO PORNOGRAPHY.

      RACE WAR!!!!

      12 years ago at 2:37 pm
  9. neworleansfrat

    “You know I don’t have HIV, so let me go down and spin you right round.” I don’t think I’ve ever needed a chaser more than after that video

    12 years ago at 12:03 pm