U.S. Soldier Returns From Deployment To Find His Labrador Had Been Sold By A ‘Friend’

I hate to hit you all with a downer on a Friday afternoon, but this American soldier could use some help tracking down his beloved yellow labrador retriever.

Brandon Harker, a member of the United States Army’s Second Infantry Division, returned home from his nine-month deployment in Afghanistan to find that his labrador, Oakley, had either been given away or sold by the friend (presumably now ex-friend) whom he left in charge of caring for him. Harker has had Oakley since he was eight weeks old. Scummiest move of all time, or scummiest move of all time? Just heartless.

Harker posted this ad on the Seattle Craigslist, enlisting the help of people in the area to track Oakley down and return him home.

I just recently returned from a 9 month deployment. And upon arrival back into the area I found out my yellow labrador retriever was either given away or sold while I was gone. I was told this happened in May, but it could have happened anytime from February till June. He is good with kids and other dogs. He has a unique coat, on his face he has spots of a darker yellow (champagne) he also has spots of the same color going down his sides and legs. If anyone has any information on this and can help me please do. I am just trying to get him back to me since he was wrongfully given away or sold with out my permission while I was deployed. I will also be able to verify the dog is mine because he is micro-chipped and registered to me. Once again thank you to everyone who sees this and tries to help. If you could spread the word about this issues that would be great as well.

Here’s to hoping Oakley returns home, and that the dog seller trips and gets his two front teeth knocked out this weekend. You don’t screw with a man’s dog.

[via Craigslist]

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  1. guywhowearssperrys

    This is why you don’t become friends with people who wear sebagos. You can tell a lot about a man by the kind of shoes he wears. *coughdalewearsloafersendcough*

    13 years ago at 2:26 pm
  2. TheFratanicVerses

    That dog is probably shit now (it was eaten), get him a new one. How is this Frat News, is the guy in a Fraternity or something?

    13 years ago at 2:31 pm
    1. IFWT

      If you were actually in a fraternity, you would know why this is news. Go fuck yourself.

      13 years ago at 2:35 pm
    2. Reagan Is My Homeboy

      What is your problem? Do you have no respect for our military or their feelings?

      13 years ago at 2:48 pm
    3. TheFratanicVerses

      Should I have respect? TFTC. Yea I care about their feelings….. (I don’t and it doesn’t fucking matter if I do), the military should implement better plans for PTSD and seriously reduce suicide rates.

      13 years ago at 3:02 pm
    1. TxKxE

      Largest fraternity in the world. I guess it is true, ignorance is bliss. You are a bunch of pussy wannabe frat guys and disgraces to your families.

      13 years ago at 5:27 pm
    2. Damn liberals

      ^^Your founding fathers not getting a bid from Phi Delt after many attempts. TFM?

      13 years ago at 2:58 am
    3. OneRowdyGentlemen

      ^^^ and definitely not largest fraternity. You know what they say, if you don’t go greek, you go TKE.

      13 years ago at 2:25 pm
    4. Frattedfromthebottom

      Arguing online about who’s fraternity is better instead of doing something to help find this dog. NF
      Take your petty arguments elsewhere.

      13 years ago at 3:45 pm
  3. TheOldWeatherPledge

    Dorn, you gotta hit us up with a follow-up story if he finds the dog…

    13 years ago at 2:39 pm
    1. Xanax_and_coke

      Dorn I just did a line of coke off your moms tits then fucked the shit out of her

      13 years ago at 5:05 pm