Join Our First Ever College Football Survivor Pool
You think you know a little bit about college football? You like to talk a little shit, too? Did you answer in the affirmative to both these questions? Well, now you can take your college football-knowing, shit-talking, cocky asses to one spot to let it all out of your system.
Introducing TFM’s first ever College Football Survivor Pool, presented by Rowdy Gentleman, Callaway Golf, and Odyssey Golf. We are offering everyone with a registered TFM username a chance to participate and win weekly prizes, then one grand prize to the last man/men standing. It is FREE to enter.
Here’s how it works: Every week we’ll be selecting 5 games. You have to pick a winner against the spread for only ONE of those games. If your team loses, everyone’s going to point and laugh at you, because you’re out…out of the contest. You win your game, you advance. Simple as that. The catch is you can only pick a team one time throughout the duration of the season. It’s going to be a little more challenging than you might think.
Finally, I just ran a complex series of algorithms and probabilities, and it turns out there is precisely a 1% chance that any of you can defeat me in this contest. Better tighten your chinstraps, turds. I’m out for blood. I’ll see you guys in there.
CLICK HERE to read the rules and sign up now.
WEEK ONE PRIZES: US Open Limited Edition Versa Putter courtesy of Odyssey Golf (red, white & blue, right-handed), and one t-shirt or tank top of your choice from Rowdy Gentleman.

I’m in.
12 years ago at 12:41 pmDorn do you nice move you’re own columns? Tell the truth…
12 years ago at 12:43 pmI do not.
12 years ago at 12:45 pm*your
12 years ago at 12:45 pm^^ It’s cool you’re in the trust tree with the nest. This is a safe place…
12 years ago at 12:50 pmThis better mean Dick’s Picks is making a return.
12 years ago at 12:43 pmSo could this mean Dick’s Picks is coming back?
12 years ago at 12:44 pmYou’re soft, like a knobbly kneed girl Dorn. I bet you like boys.

12 years ago at 12:57 pmthe winner should get autographed rush tits from Martinson.
12 years ago at 1:09 pmWith no sailboats.
12 years ago at 5:19 pm1% chance of someone beating dorn. If there are 1 million people entered int the contest, 10,000 people will beat you dorno
12 years ago at 1:18 pmIf 1 million people sign up, I’ll take you and 20 of your friends out for a steak dinner.
12 years ago at 4:34 pmI will be preparing the dinner
12 years ago at 4:46 pmill hold you to it
12 years ago at 5:37 pm^Boo
12 years ago at 5:47 pmLooks like someone has a long night with his 20 friends to make a million accounts for a steak dinner.
12 years ago at 7:42 pm^^^^ and never call him again?
12 years ago at 7:35 amthanks for reminding me I will be missing all of college football this year.
12 years ago at 1:21 pmJesus christ Dorn, can you stop sucking to many sports sponsors fat slangs??
12 years ago at 1:28 pmLook Dorn, I’ve always been a part of the 1% and you’re not going to change that.
12 years ago at 2:15 pm