FAIL FRIDAY: Frat Filters
Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Walking into class with your fight song blaring from your laptop, and when the teacher asks what the hell you’re doing, responding “Go Cocks” and walking right back out the door. TFM.
-South Carolina
Why even go?
When a girl is all like “I was in a car accident when I was 17 and the head injury I got makes me have seizures if I get to excited” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania
You have no soul.
Wearing a rush shirt for a frat that isn’t the frat that you’re known for representing and every asking what the hell you were thinking! TFM.
-Louisiana
What a goof!
Getting her so blackout drunk she misses her chemotherapy. TFTC!
-New York
Quit enabling that cancer patient.
Catching up on “Life According to Jimmy” while doing doggy style with the slam. TFM.
-Arizona
Watching funny boys on YouTube while making love to your girlfriend. TFM.
Pledge asked me, “Can I go to my dorm?” I said, “I don’t know, can you?” TFM.
-New York
Woah! Take the hazing down a notch, bro! You’re hazing his fucking balls off!
Stick to your wine coolers, geeds. I’ll be over here crushing pizza, slamming brews, and finger-blasting assholes. TFM.
-Virginia
That’s what the frat life is all about.
Unplugging ICU patients’ life support machines then plugging them back in and saying, “got ya” during your internship at the hospital. TFM.
-New York
Doesn’t seem like anything could go horribly wrong with this prank.
Spending two hours in a bathtub with an 8 ball of the choicest Peruvian fish-scale while “Africa” by Toto is playing on a constant loop. TFM.
-California
Sounds like a pretty laid back Tuesday afternoon to a baller like me.
I got my letters engraved onto my Xbox controller so when I go to gaming conventions, everyone knows that I frat as hard as I game. TFM.
-Virginia
I bet your gamertag is “Ep1cFr4tst4rPwn4g3.”
Pretty sure there’s an extra “R” in there.
Face needs hazing.
Mangina puke.
Permanent Polo.
Sex appeal personified.
Run Mallory! RUN!
That filter is frat.
Acrobatic assholes.
Fear the beard.
Using your imagination during playtime. TFM.
I fucking hate you you piece of shit intern. Go suck an AIDS infested dick and crawl in a ditch and fucking die. It’s 3 in the fucking afternoon
12 years ago at 2:02 pmAIDS isn’t an infestation, Sally. Nice try though.
12 years ago at 2:43 pm^^try a little less hard
12 years ago at 4:54 pmIt’s about fucking time.
12 years ago at 2:04 pmabout fucking time intern!
12 years ago at 2:04 pmWith tardiness like this, intern, you’re never gonna become full time. Just like Happy Gilmore never made it into the NHL. ..ya jackass
12 years ago at 2:05 pmIntern you really couldn’t spend the ten minutes to find a chaser. Really anything that had good looking sluts wearing almost nothing would’ve sufficed.
12 years ago at 8:52 amFucking finally!
12 years ago at 2:05 pmPretty sure the bathtub comment was a mild reference to Scrubs. Don’t quote me on it.
12 years ago at 2:05 pmPike always finding new ways to suck it
12 years ago at 2:05 pmI can’t confirm it, but I have a strong feeling that something was done here.
12 years ago at 3:07 pm^^ Or chug it.
12 years ago at 10:24 amGiving your brothers fellatio. TPikeM
12 years ago at 2:06 pmOne of two things need to happen here. Either I can retrain my bowels to need me to take my morning dump at 3 in the afternoon or you can learn to do your damn job and post this before noon. I think one is a much more simple solution
12 years ago at 2:07 pmYeah, it’d be way easier to just adjust your shitting pattern.
12 years ago at 5:34 pmPike flag next to an American flag is a disgrace
12 years ago at 2:07 pmtake a lap guy ^
12 years ago at 2:10 pm^I don’t think laps are needed.
12 years ago at 3:35 pm