Drunk Man Steals Cat, Posts Remorseful Craigslist Ad
You’re a dirty liar if you say you’ve never stolen anything while drunk. You’re also a dirty liar if you say you’ve ever regretted it. After all, alcohol is just a means to an end in that regard (as opposed to buttchugging, where your end is the means for the alcohol). I’ve never stolen anything, y’know, living, though, so maybe I’m just being cynical.
Regardless of this guy’s original intention, he’s trying to return his loot to its rightful owner. And for that I have to say, “good on you, you bad Samaritan.”
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h/t Redditor theboxmccloud
Solid reporting, team!
12 years ago at 12:12 pmright from barstool, dare i say it
12 years ago at 2:40 pmHe appears to be stoned. TFM.
12 years ago at 12:13 pmGetting drunk and taking pussy without consent. TFM?
12 years ago at 12:32 pmTPikeM
12 years ago at 5:50 pmOh long Johnson
12 years ago at 12:36 pmWTF?
12 years ago at 12:56 pmHaha “I have been feeding him cheese all morning”
12 years ago at 1:22 pmhttp://youtu.be/NoI0eGH4RB0
12 years ago at 1:54 pmthats so ilegal he will go to jail 4 a long time if he gets caught plus steeling is nf 4 gedes
12 years ago at 1:28 pmShould have stole a hound
12 years ago at 1:36 pmGood way to get lynched where I come from.
12 years ago at 11:14 pmnaming a black cat Django TFM
12 years ago at 1:51 pmits a great name
12 years ago at 12:05 pm“pronounced Jango the D is silent”
12 years ago at 2:17 pm