Saying, "Oh, I wasn't expecting you," when you just invited her over. TFM.

  1. shakeit4me

    “Oh Miss Corningstone, I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back.”

    12 years ago at 1:30 pm
    1. White_Goodman

      In some cultures they only eat vomit. I haven’t been there, but I read about it. IN A BOOK

      12 years ago at 11:09 am
  2. Stoned Wall Jackson

    Doesn’t this just sound like you’re used to girls standing you up?

    12 years ago at 3:46 pm