MIT Student Jumps Up and Down on Fraternity Skylight, Falls 4 Stories
MIT students are known to be pretty damn smart, specifically when it comes to how things work. In fact, the US News Report just ranked MIT as the #1 engineering school in the country for undergraduates. So, it may come as a bit of a shock when a student came crashing down four stories through the Phi Sigma Kappa fraternity skylight right around 11:30pm on a Wednesday night, falling like a presumably drunken James Bond in Quantum of Solace. Surely a student of that caliber would at least understand the concept of glass shattering?
The truth always has a way of coming out, however, and the Boston Herald is reporting today that the young man was actually “jumping up & down on the Plexiglas dome sky light, fell through 4 stories, and landed on his back.” A police report claims, “He was alert and conscious after the fall and had head injuries,” which sounds like no small miracle really. One wonders how drunk this character was and how much the old “drunk accident ragdoll” effect helped him out.
The Phi Sigma Kappa fraternity was cited for having an “illegal rooftop deck,” which they advertised parties for on their website, and honestly sounds pretty sweet. Jumping up and down on a skylight that is four stories above the next thing under it, and then crashing through and landing on your back, however, sounds awful. There are more than enough spectacular “jumping off a roof into the pool fail” videos on the internet to keep you busy. Don’t tell me no one has a video of this.
[via Boston Herald]
That’s probably the most action he’s gotten in years
13 years ago at 10:59 amJames Bond or the kid? “…falling like a presumably drunken James Bond in Quantum of Solace.”
13 years ago at 5:45 pmThis is close to Fail Friday, but no cigar yet…
13 years ago at 11:00 amKnowing the type of MIT students, I wonder if obesity was a factor.
13 years ago at 11:10 amMIT has more of the small nerdy people than fat ones who play video games.
13 years ago at 12:07 pmShould we be Damn Proud of this or not?
13 years ago at 11:12 amJust Damn Glad.
13 years ago at 3:50 pmHa oh shit. I didn’t know this happened. I saw someone laying in a pile of glass the other day and pissed on them figuring they were homeless. Sorry man.
13 years ago at 11:18 amWhat is this horseshit? Where the fuck is fail friday? I need to rub one out to the chaser before I start drinking or I’m gonna date rape someone.
13 years ago at 11:19 amI don’t know why that intern was ever given an office. He’s probably choking himself while beating it instead of working
13 years ago at 11:37 am^There are probably a lot of loose doorknobs around the TFM office.
13 years ago at 3:42 pmYet another example of how book smarts and common sense do not go hand in hand.
13 years ago at 11:44 amWonder what his grade was in Nature and properties of materials class was?
13 years ago at 12:21 pmi hope they sue his dumb ass for breaking their skylight
13 years ago at 4:03 pmCame for video, very disappointed
13 years ago at 7:48 pm