Dad Of The Year Offers Date With Stepdaughter To Tenn-UF Game, Must Be A Gentleman To Apply
Craigslist is usually the one-stop shop for all dating needs, especially when trying to match your lovely stepdaughter up with an “attractive, professional, single, well-educated gentleman.” It’s like shooting fish in a barrel on Craigslist. We’re talking a 90+ percent success rate here.
You drop a photo of a 20-something, semi-to-good-looking female under a headline about a date with said female PLUS a free football ticket to an SEC game, and wait for all the handsome, gentlemanly scholars to come out of the woodwork. Way to do your stepdaughter a solid, sir. She’ll be wifed up in no time.
From Craigslist:
Free Ticket! Tennessee-Florida This Weekend on the 40 – $1 (Sec 36, Row 19)
My step-daughter’s date backed out (his loss, your gain) for the game…
1 Free ticket for the Tennessee-Florida Football game this Saturday (cost to me, $150) on the 40 for the right gentleman. You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33. You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is). If you do not qualify, please pass this ad to a friend.
The fine print: I lied! (Sorry…not totally free). Your cost will be a modest dinner, drinks and delightful conversation with her before or after the game.
P.S. (Being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable)
Only those that respond with pictures and resume will be considered! Be creative!
9/17 3:55pm EDT updated info: due to the overwhelming response we have received so far, (and to the fact that we’re doing this completely off the cuff with absolutely no planning whatsoever) we decided to put a deadline on entrance. All entries must be in by midnight tomorrow (Wed) night EDT. A winner will be notified by 10 a.m. EDT Thursday. Thanks to all the respondents, and good luck!
Truthfully, I hope this is a fake, or a prank. If it’s real, and if this chick gets set up with some random Craigslist pervert, there’s a 90+ percent chance she’s not coming home. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
[via Craigslist]
Definitely a 63-year-old pervert looking to meet young men.
12 years ago at 5:55 pm
12 years ago at 6:06 pm^HA fucking this
12 years ago at 5:24 pmThis is the sequel to the next Taken movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bW4sDrSlo8
12 years ago at 6:11 pmI preferred that hot Auburn Chick with the tremendous fun bags offered up by her dad, a few months back.
12 years ago at 6:13 pmI actually passed that billboard in Baker, Florida last month… haha it’s still up
12 years ago at 12:15 amRedcorn should do the picture some justice
12 years ago at 6:15 pmthere’s a 100% chance dorn applied to this thing
12 years ago at 7:27 pmSmart move not putting the close-up of her face in this article.
12 years ago at 8:28 pm“Scotty, girl scouts have pen pals. Listen to yourself, all right? You met a “cool guy” on the Internet? This is how these sexual predators work. Next thing you know he’s gonna want to arrange a meeting, where he will gas you, stuff you in the back of his van and make a wind chime out of your genitals.”-Cooper Harris
12 years ago at 10:49 pmI’m guessing that her “stepdad” has had a roll in the hay with her previously. His description and the pics he posted just give me that feeling, ESPECIALLY when you consider that one of them was taken in a hotel room.
12 years ago at 4:40 amI want to see these comments.
12 years ago at 10:19 amIf Grandex hires new staff writers, they will have to abstain from poaching articles from Gawker sites. That’s Dorn’s territory.
12 years ago at 11:10 am