Georgia Coach Mark Richt Can’t Wait For UGA Fans To Splooge When They Play LSU, Or Something

The game everyone is talking about this weekend is LSU at Georgia. The critical SEC matchup features two top ten teams, neither of which has much room for error if they’d like their national championship dreams to come true. Georgia opened as the early favorite at -3, but most expect the game to be close. Still, home field advantage is going to mean a lot to the Bulldogs, and Georgia Coach Mark Richt is excited to see the UGA fans cheer on their team. He expressed as much in what I assume was an unintended, though hilarious, innuendo in his latest tweet. That is, hilarious if you have the sensibilities of an 11-year-old, like myself.

I’m fairly certain that what I imagine when I think of people exploding between bushes and what Mark Richt imagines are two different things. Mine is semen and pubes related, if you weren’t following. Though, according to several sources, Athens has been one giant hard on waiting to explode ever since Sunday. I guess we won’t know for sure what Richt meant unless he sends out a tweet saying something along the lines of, “Gonna nut all over these Cajuns on Saturday.”

SEC Football, it’s a whole different beast.

[h/t to @cabarnett13]

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  1. TheSouthoftheNorth

    If he tweets something along the lines of “our offensive line is going to open gaping holes in Alabama’s backside defense”, then a column like this is warranted.

    12 years ago at 5:49 pm
  2. OMFratRebel

    Speaking of splooging, when can I expect the next Frat Romance Novel? It feels like there’s 10 pounds of pudding inside me.

    12 years ago at 2:54 pm