Man Orders Prostitute Only To Be Met By His Daughter
A man in Zimbabwe ordered a prostitute to his hotel room, only to have his 20-year-old whore daughter knock on the door. He immediately collapsed from shock as the world’s worst daughter fled the scene. No word on if she raided his wallet first, though I believe standard foreign prostitute operating procedure goes out the window in such a unique situation.
As a father, this is probably the ultimate worst nightmare. Having some marital problems and dabbling with whores is no big deal, it happens thousands of times a day all over the world. However, when your daughter shows up at the door as you have a hundred dollar bill or dirty Zimbabwean Monopoly money sticking out of your zipper, shit hits the fan really fast. So many missed dance recitals must have flashed in front of his eyes just before he collapsed.
It’s difficult to imagine a more awkward way to discover the truth. Not only is your precious little girl a nut gobbling hooker, but she was coming to fuck YOU. I wonder if it was a really long awkward moment or if both of them simultaneously screamed out, “Don’t tell Mom!” like they were in a 90s sitcom.
[via The Huffington Post]
“I’m here for the gang bang”
11 years ago at 2:02 pmAnyone else immediately think of a “what if” scenario where Dorn-O over here ordered a prostitute and his mother came to the door.
11 years ago at 2:02 pmBeat me to it^^
11 years ago at 2:28 pmDaddy Issues at their finest
11 years ago at 2:02 pmI wonder if he got the “family and friends discount.”
11 years ago at 2:04 pmDorn would stay.
11 years ago at 2:07 pmBut did you jizz on her face though?
11 years ago at 2:07 pmHuh. I guess this is a TFM.
11 years ago at 2:10 pmI’d still go for it.
11 years ago at 2:25 pmWhen a girl shows you the test proving that you are her father as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
11 years ago at 2:58 pmyou’ve learned well, my friend.
11 years ago at 3:48 pmGives new meaning to “keeping it in the family”
11 years ago at 2:36 pmI’d just bone her and yell ROLL TIDE ROLL all the way to pound town.
11 years ago at 2:53 pm