Scarlett Johansson Named Sexiest Woman Alive For The Second Time In Seven Years
Like many other women, I was never quite able to forgive Scarlett Johansson for her role in He’s Just Not That Into You. I can party with sluts ‘til the end of time, but I do not condone home-wrecking. Scar Jo was never really starring in my girl fantasies to begin with, so I’d decidedly hated her from that point forward, and as everyone knows, once you hate a girl, she lands herself squarely in the “not even that pretty” category for the rest of your days.
The guys over at Esquire, however, could not disagree with me more. For the second time in seven years, Johansson was named Esquire’s sexiest woman alive. The Don Jon star is the only person who can say she’s been a title holder two times, and joked about it in an interview:
I’m the only woman to win twice right? You know, I gotta hustle. I’m a 28-year-old woman in the movie business, right? Pretty soon the roles you’re offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work-theater, producing; this thing with Esquire.
I’ll admit, her body is pretty amazing. I respect anyone who’s curvy in a way that actually means curvy, not just code for fat, so I’m not trying to say she’s not deserving, but…is she deserving? I can’t put my bias aside to decide. The November issue of Esquire, featuring Johansson hits newsstands on October 15.
[via E!]
Great timing.
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/128599/Sexiest-Woman-Alive-Scarlett-Johansson-Falls-Over-The-Internets-10-Best-Memes
11 years ago at 4:44 pmLove the cross-use of her recent picture, hahahahaha.
11 years ago at 7:52 pmThe skin tight leather bodysuits probably helped the situation.
11 years ago at 4:47 pmShe’s a babe. Still biased towards Mila Kunis though.
11 years ago at 5:00 pmStep 1. Disagree
11 years ago at 11:56 amSter 2. Watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Step 3. Agree
^ This is spot on.
11 years ago at 9:38 amShe Can be a Hot as fuck Red Head, Brunnette, or Blonde! What the fuck is not to like?
11 years ago at 5:01 pmyour grammar
11 years ago at 9:48 pm^ Nice use of capitalization there.
11 years ago at 11:51 pmIs there anyone you don’t bitch about, Hot Piece? Upton, Johansson… Slow the ego.
11 years ago at 5:25 pmUpton is gorgeous, and I said so. She just looked horrible in those photos. On Thursday, I literally wrote about how hot Lacey Chabert looked in Maxim. This isn’t an ego thing. I just don’t like Scar Jo.
11 years ago at 5:29 pmThere are way hotter photos of her out there
11 years ago at 5:57 pmDo indulge us, Presidente
11 years ago at 6:59 pmhttp://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/scarlett-johansson-gif-2.gif
^ All the proof anyone needs.
11 years ago at 7:13 pmAverage looking women bitching about hot women they’re jealous of saying that they’re ugly, it happens all the time
11 years ago at 11:01 pmHot Peice, when are you nudes going to leak their way into an article? I shall be waiting, pee dispenser in hand.
11 years ago at 8:04 amThis feels like a major sale piece for a bad magazine along with an even shittier movie.
11 years ago at 5:31 pmShe’s got nothing on sratire or hotpiece
11 years ago at 5:33 pmShe is hot and I have no problem with her having that title. Especially when you compare it to the hottest girl on the Maxim list..
11 years ago at 5:36 pmFuck everyone that lapped this. Miley Cyrus has the body and haircut of a 14 year old boy. Her music is shit and her behavior is further from classy than all of the jersey shore combined. Scarjo is a real woman.
11 years ago at 7:48 pm^Whoever uses the term Scarjo is also a real woman.
11 years ago at 11:25 amI regret nothing and take complete credit for resurrecting this comment.
11 years ago at 11:34 amUpton > Kunis > Scar Jo. Everyone’s free to disagree. But if so you are definitely wrong and probably gay.
11 years ago at 5:36 pmflip that
11 years ago at 8:14 pmGet your eyes checked, son.
11 years ago at 11:03 pmthis “story” had 194 too many words.
this “story” also had about that many too few pictures.
youll get em next time
11 years ago at 8:23 pmThe time you spent counting words could have been used on Google Images. Keep trying hard, though!
11 years ago at 11:50 pm^Or, you know, he copied and pasted the text onto Word. It tells you how many words are in the document, and takes about 10 seconds. Still 10 seconds too many in my book, however.
11 years ago at 11:27 am^ I’m aware; and I agree.
11 years ago at 12:04 pmthat exactly what I did OMfrat. it was the 10 seconds I had the lotion in the microwave for the ensuing 10 minute google search
11 years ago at 4:52 pm