So last night I’m raging at the castle, when two fine ladies approach me by the large ficus in the courtyard. At that moment, I was about to take a strikeout with a double shot of Maker’s, a pint of bud heavy, and some medicinal purple urkel. One of the girls goes “hey stud”, caught off guard, I respond “excuse me bitch, but i’m kinda busy at the moment, if you couldn’t tell” and she goes “my apologies, my friend and I are 420 friendly and couldn’t help but smelling that heady pot you got over there”. I go “y’all cops?” and she smiles seductively and goes “so what if we are?”…i proceeded to take the strikeout like a boss, afterwards responding “then am i under arrest for the use of illegal substances?” the girls began to undress right then and there in front of me, feeling up each other’s boobs, safe to say my flag was at half mast at that point, one of the girls grabbed my limp stiffy and replied “no, you’re under arrest for having a loaded weapon” at that point i rushed the girls to my room, where I discharged my firearm all over the breasts of both of the sluts. what a fucking night. TFM
so last night, at the castle, two fine ladies approached me by the large ficus in the courtyard as i was about to smoke a bowl. One of the girls goes “hey stud”, caught off guard, I respond “excuse me bitch, but i’m kinda busy at the moment, if you couldn’t tell” and she goes “my apologies, my friend and I are 420 friendly and couldn’t help but smelling that heady pot you got over there”. I go “y’all cops?” and she smiles seductively and goes “so what if we are?”…i proceeded to rip a fatty snapper, afterwards responding “then am i under arrest for the use of illegal substances?” the girls began to undress right then and there in front of me, feeling up each other’s boobs, safe to say my flag was at half mast at that point, one of the girls grabbed my limp stiffy and replied “no, you’re under arrest for having a loaded weapon” at that point i rushed the girls to my room, where I discharged my firearm all over the breasts of both of the sluts. what a fupping night. TFM
So last night I’m raging at the castle, when two fine ladies approach me by the large ficus in the courtyard. At that moment, I was about to take a strikeout with a double shot of Maker’s, a pint of bud heavy, and some medicinal purple urkel. One of the girls goes “hey stud”, caught off guard, I respond “excuse me bitch, but i’m kinda busy at the moment, if you couldn’t tell” and she goes “my apologies, my friend and I are 420 friendly and couldn’t help but smelling that heady pot you got over there”. I go “y’all cops?” and she smiles seductively and goes “so what if we are?”…i proceeded to take the strikeout like a boss, afterwards responding “then am i under arrest for the use of illegal substances?” the girls began to undress right then and there in front of me, feeling up each other’s boobs, safe to say my flag was at half mast at that point, one of the girls grabbed my limp stiffy and replied “no, you’re under arrest for having a loaded weapon” at that point i rushed the girls to my room, where I discharged my firearm all over the breasts of both of the sluts. what a fucking night. TFM
13 years ago at 1:39 amThis is fucking retarded.
13 years ago at 3:26 amThis is definitely not a TFM…
13 years ago at 5:40 amSo I guess they’re just letting anything slide as a TFM now a days, huh.
13 years ago at 1:44 pmA.k.a just asking for someone to lay you out
13 years ago at 2:15 pmCHUG BLEEEEAAAACCCHHH
13 years ago at 3:11 pmI could get used to you being a regular here.
13 years ago at 4:24 pmso last night, at the castle, two fine ladies approached me by the large ficus in the courtyard as i was about to smoke a bowl. One of the girls goes “hey stud”, caught off guard, I respond “excuse me bitch, but i’m kinda busy at the moment, if you couldn’t tell” and she goes “my apologies, my friend and I are 420 friendly and couldn’t help but smelling that heady pot you got over there”. I go “y’all cops?” and she smiles seductively and goes “so what if we are?”…i proceeded to rip a fatty snapper, afterwards responding “then am i under arrest for the use of illegal substances?” the girls began to undress right then and there in front of me, feeling up each other’s boobs, safe to say my flag was at half mast at that point, one of the girls grabbed my limp stiffy and replied “no, you’re under arrest for having a loaded weapon” at that point i rushed the girls to my room, where I discharged my firearm all over the breasts of both of the sluts. what a fupping night. TFM
13 years ago at 12:39 amI ask people that all the time before I sell them some of my “special” deals.
13 years ago at 12:54 amParanoia, FaF
13 years ago at 8:23 amTunderageM?
13 years ago at 2:20 pm