So last night at the castle 2 girls approach me as i was about to rip a bowl by the ficus in the courtyard and 1 of em goes “hey stud”, caught off guard, I respond “excuse me bitch, but i’m kinda busy at the moment, if you couldn’t tell” and she goes “my apologies, my friend and I are 420 friendly and couldn’t help but smelling that heady pot you got over there”. I go “y’all cops?” and she smiles seductively and goes “so what if we are?”…i proceeded to take a snapper right to the dome, afterwards responding “then am i under arrest for the use of illegal substances?” the girls began to undress right then and there in front of me, feeling up each other’s boobs, safe to say my flag was at half mast at that point, one of the girls grabbed my limp stiffy and replied “no, you’re under arrest for having a loaded weapon” at that point i rushed the girls to my room, where I discharged my firearm all over the breasts of both of the sluts. what a fucking night. TFM
Dallas. NF.
11 years ago at 1:01 pmYour frat is NF.
11 years ago at 2:23 pmFuck you.
11 years ago at 5:30 pmSo his fraternity is not fraternity?
11 years ago at 6:23 pm^^^^ This is why you are a TKE
11 years ago at 6:37 pmDon’t feed the trolls
11 years ago at 12:49 amJust a bunch of hillbillies stuck in the past, stop trying so hard and you guys would see.
11 years ago at 12:58 amLiterally posted the exact same thing. Yours was funnier I guess. Bravo
11 years ago at 2:46 pmIf you can’t go Greek, go TKE.
11 years ago at 8:35 pmIt’s the principle.
11 years ago at 10:01 pmFuck you douche
11 years ago at 11:14 pmSo last night at the castle 2 girls approach me as i was about to rip a bowl by the ficus in the courtyard and 1 of em goes “hey stud”, caught off guard, I respond “excuse me bitch, but i’m kinda busy at the moment, if you couldn’t tell” and she goes “my apologies, my friend and I are 420 friendly and couldn’t help but smelling that heady pot you got over there”. I go “y’all cops?” and she smiles seductively and goes “so what if we are?”…i proceeded to take a snapper right to the dome, afterwards responding “then am i under arrest for the use of illegal substances?” the girls began to undress right then and there in front of me, feeling up each other’s boobs, safe to say my flag was at half mast at that point, one of the girls grabbed my limp stiffy and replied “no, you’re under arrest for having a loaded weapon” at that point i rushed the girls to my room, where I discharged my firearm all over the breasts of both of the sluts. what a fucking night. TFM
11 years ago at 12:41 amYou might burn in hell for criticizing TX, champ.
11 years ago at 2:21 amYou missed the reply button champ.
11 years ago at 1:58 pmMark Cuban is a fucking tool
11 years ago at 8:35 am