One-Armed Basketball Player Commits To Florida

As if my hangover drive back down to Texas didn’t make me feel like enough of a worthless alcoholic already, here comes a kid, Zach Hodskins, who could literally beat me at basketball with an arm tied behind his back. Well, if he had that extra arm to tie up, that is. The point is, a one-armed kid just committed to the University of Florida, and the 6-foot-4, 200-pound senior from Georgia can play. His highlights should make you ashamed of bragging about your wildly mediocre high school athletic accomplishments. No one cares that you sacked a current Mountain West starting quarterback in garbage time as your team suffered an embarrassing blowout, okay? Deal with it.

According to Deadspin, Hodskins is a preferred walk-on, which means he is not on scholarship. However, Florida coach Billy Donovan has assured Hodskins that he will see playing time. To what extent is anyone’s guess, but Billy Donovan is one of the best recruiters in the country, so clearly he likes something more than this kid’s moxie. Would definitely bid.

[via Deadspin]

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    1. DrunkWithFunk21

      i dont think so. when someone only has one hand it’s more of a knee slapper

      12 years ago at 1:38 am
  1. Its a TFM

    There’s gotta be an amputee joke to be made here, but frankly I’m stumped. Any thoughts? Normally I’d go out on a limb and give a pun-writing assignment to the pledges, but they are up to their elbows in yard work right now so I’ve been left a little short-handed.

    12 years ago at 6:10 pm
  2. guywhowearssperrys

    Florida finally gets a decent player and he has one arm, comedic gold right there.

    12 years ago at 6:51 pm