University Goes On Lockdown After Ninja Was Spotted On Campus
Central Connecticut State University, America’s least efficiently named college, was in a serious panic on Monday afternoon after it was reported that an armed man was wandering around campus. For three hours, students were instructed to follow explicit lockdown procedures and stay away from public areas. Those who had originally thought it was a joke became frightened after seeing an influx of armed police and security.
Another student, 18-year-old Morgan Podlisny, said she and others watched the situation unfold from the Seth North Residence Hall. “Our whole dorm was freaking out…there were a lot of cops there rushing in with guns,” she said.
Eventually, after hours of worry and confusion, campus police announced that the culprit in question was in custody. Except he wasn’t armed or dangerous, just hungover. 21-year-old David Kyem, who was still wearing his Ninja halloween costume four days after October ended, is accused of sparking a frenzy at CCSU. The “weapons” in his possession were a plastic ninja sword and a toy gun. Because nobody in the real world has a sense of humor, Kyem was charged with a crime after everything had settled down.
David Kyem, 21, a senior at the school and son of CCSU professor Peter Kyem, was charged with breach of peace after his costume triggered a scare that brought heavily armed police to the New Britain campus and forced students to seek shelter behind locked doors for about three hours Monday.
But why was Kyem dressed like a Ninja days after Halloween? His father, a CCSU Geography professor, shed some light on this mystery.
The elder Kyem said his son attended a party at the University of Connecticut for three days without a change of clothes and returned to campus Monday still wearing his Halloween costume, which was a ninja.
Though, it’s safe to say the entire ordeal wasn’t an entire waste. CCSU provided us with a model example about how to handle campus-wide ninja concerns. Never treat a ninja situation lightly, even around Halloween. If you ever spot ninjas on your campus, don’t bother going into lockdown. It’s already too late.
[via Mass Live]
Ninjas…always shooting people and stealing things.
12 years ago at 4:22 pmGoing away on a three day bender with no clothes but the ones you’re wearing. TFTC
12 years ago at 4:28 pmThose clothes being a ninja costume on top of that.
12 years ago at 4:46 pmFucking Obama
12 years ago at 4:31 pmHe’s actually being charged? What a joke
12 years ago at 4:32 pmA good lawyer is one of the most valuable things in life.
12 years ago at 4:50 pmThat’s what happens when you embarrass the police. They charge you with a crime to save face.
12 years ago at 5:05 pmShit a mediocre lawyer would get this one off
12 years ago at 4:27 amIf anything the pussies who called it in into the police and freaked out about it should be the ones charged with a crime
12 years ago at 12:23 pm^THIS
12 years ago at 6:20 pmNext thing you know, the liberals will try to make being a ninja illegal
12 years ago at 4:34 pmEveryone knows the dangerous ninjas are the ones you don’t see. Fucking idiots
12 years ago at 6:43 pmBeat me to it^
12 years ago at 1:49 pmLove this kids game
12 years ago at 7:42 pmFirst come the fake ninjas…….and then:
12 years ago at 11:53 amhttps://smartech.gatech.edu/bitstream/handle/1853/32442/technique_2010-02-12_news.pdf;jsessionid=9A7871D8A261FE9A206B1C5E2EABE2AE.smart1?sequence=4