Telling your brothers, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do," when you know damn well they've seen you do some pretty fucked up shit. TFM.

  1. Bid Day Drunk

    I swear to God intern you got an hour before I get CAPS-LOCK PISSED AND START A RUN ON SENTENCE EXPLAINING HOW I AM GOING TO HANG YOU UPSIDE DOWN AND SLOWLY CUT YOU IN HALF STARTING BETWEEN YOUR SCRAWNY PUSSY-ASS LEGS WITH THE POINT BEING THAT YOUR BLOOD WILL BE RUNNING TO YOUR HEAD SO YOU BLEED OUT LESS QUICKLY AND END UP STAYING ALIVE LONGER AND ENDURE THE AGONY OF BEING CUT IN HALF THAT MUCH LONGER. One hour, that is all.

    12 years ago at 10:42 am