Stanford Football Awesomely Mocks Oregon After Their Huge Win
12 years ago

How is Stanford so good at trolling? I mean, yeah, they’re smart, but at this point you’d think they had some sort of troll program in their communications department, and, naturally, it’s at least top ten nationally. I’m positive some whiz kid in Stanford’s Bayless School of Trolling already received a cool 700k from venture capitalists to write a code that will re-anonymize YouTube comments. First we had the Stanford student who made one of the all time great college football signs, and now we have the Stanford football team itself getting in on the fun during the press conference after last night’s win over Pac-12 rival and former national title contender Oregon.

Well played. You really showed those Nike jocks from up north, you studious, awkward Stanford nerds. Well, except that the nerds were ranked #5 in the BCS, and turned out to be bigger and stronger than the jocks, which is why they beat them slowly and mercilessly with a run game that would make anyone longing for the “good ole days” of football run out and buy Viagra just so they could successfully cream their pants about it.

No matter what the Stanford football team actually is, the glasses were a nice touch. Troll on Stanford, because this rivalry is getting pretty good.

***

  4. yourscholarshipchair

    I wear Beaver colors because I go to Oregon State, the typical Duck fan wears Duck colors because they went to Wal-Mart.

    12 years ago at 10:18 pm
  5. Nat Frat Splats MTF

    As happy as I’m sure they are the Ducks will kick their shit in nine times out of 10. Fuck California. Except for Legoland. Legoland is fucking awesome.

    12 years ago at 10:40 pm
    1. The Brototype

      Last two Ducks losses? Stanford. Better change that prediction to 8 out of 10 minimum.

      12 years ago at 10:18 am
    3. ryno9292

      Will you knock this shit off. Makin Duck fans look like idiots. Ducks lost, they played poor football. End of discussion.

      12 years ago at 2:27 pm
  6. snobro

    The whole original base of this site has been lost when you can’t tell what’s funny about this. Oregon=Dumb; players dress like D Wade and Lebron (gay fashion, literally). The smart school being Stanford mocks these goons by wearing nerd outfits with those glass less frames. Mockery upon irony. Shit, I feel like the JokeExplainer.

    You welcome.

    12 years ago at 7:32 pm