Douglas MacArthur Best pickup line: “I’m a stud. I got S, T, and D and all I need is U.” 12 years ago at 5:53 pm
“Hi, I’m an intern at TFM.”
12 years ago at 5:26 pm“Would you sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart?”
12 years ago at 5:43 pmBest pickup line:
12 years ago at 5:53 pm“I’m a stud. I got S, T, and D and all I need is U.”
Making fun of that kid’s skateboard. TFM.
12 years ago at 9:06 pm“I’m a Teke.” Never worked in my life.
12 years ago at 11:32 pm“Hey, I’m friends with Dorn.”
12 years ago at 10:43 am“Are you into fitness? How about fittin this dick in your mouth!”
12 years ago at 4:31 pm^ Gold.
12 years ago at 3:27 am“Hey are you from China?, Well you CHINA suck DIS DIIIII…..hello?”
12 years ago at 3:52 pm